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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[But can she cook? <br><br>Love passes through the stomach... and the colon.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[STINK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA["...wowed us with Clippy"? say wha?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[OneLove]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 4:26PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Let's just hope it doesn't go the other way.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[egghead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:36PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Best. reply. evar.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Anderson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 3:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Skynet has gained self-awareness.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[THizzle7XU]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm glad it wasn't just me thinking T800 series...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eldiablo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:51AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I can already see another field marked OnTerminationList.<br>Or maybe Task: enslaved.<br><br>All hail skynet.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[tekd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:08PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Skynet was never shown to have a "human" interface. This reminds me more of the Red Queen in Resident Evil. I hope those working in the building wear hazmat suits and have enough firepower to outlast the zombies.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[spam_free]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:08PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Forget Skynet; Think Umbrella and Racoon City.  Remember what happened there when the Red Queen decided to have a bad day]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[William]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:20PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm waiting for one of those status indicators to turn read and say "EXTERMINATE HUMAN"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kamokazi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:25AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who got confused at first because its the exact same voice as ventrilo? xD]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Erb]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:06PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/f/fc/John_205_02.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/f/fc/John_205_02.jpg</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[MarkG]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:37PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[But will she open the pod bay doors for you?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mistersquared]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:26AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I'm afraid she can't do that for you, mistersquared...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Derry Quinn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Just cover your mouth when speaking and you won't have anything to worry about]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil Perman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:45AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I can tell you right now, I do NOT want to chat with someone while they're getting off.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[dnl2ba]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:26AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Wonder if this guy will be as excited about the technology when the robot computer is taking over HIS job.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I guess that would make Bob Laura's grandfather?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I thought voice synthesis was a lot further along than that!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:35AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[that's just a demo, not the final product]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[SewerShark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I wish they would seriously update the voice, tom sounds so much better.<br><br>It's a good start, I give us 30 more years till the robot take over.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Templarian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:36AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Console IRL!<br><br><br>Am I the only one who didn't find the office assistant annoying? Hated the clip but I kept the cat.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[superhobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:40AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Rocky > Cat]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[CraigJ]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:45AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I have the wizard as the splash screen on my phone :D <br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[deezy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:53PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[The cat had a name, it was called Links!<br>>:(]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[superhobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:54PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Sounds like the Red Queen in the first and only even half decent Resident Evil 5 movie.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:40AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[She's got a really cool name.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura June]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:44AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Can she do the other 71 things? Cook, clean, and..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Stven]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:44AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[HAL? is that you?<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 8:11PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[looks like terminator 2 has come back lol]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brianyman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:58AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I hope she doesnt tell my wife i was cheating on her]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[BloodReaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 11:58AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I would like to get the finish version in my home so I can say, "HAL, turn of the light pleas HAL", <br>it would then detect where I am and turn on the lights for me. or "HAL, call Beth please HAL".<br><br>what do I care if these things take over humand in the future, I will be dead my then and I won't have any kids to suffer during this time. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[thecow5]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:01PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I think you can do this today with Home automation software like Homeseer.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Raptor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:18PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[But will she blend?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:02PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Yes, she can blend you once she deceides that she doesn't need you anymore<br><br>(Wich in your case, it would be as soon as you turn her on)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[DarkLight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:25PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[I wonder if I walk near her wearing a Linux T-shirt if I will get a red border and a "threat level assessment" caption.....]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[greatsunjester]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:08PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[HAL, open the elevator doors.<br><br>        I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 9:33PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[So she'll take one look at Steve Jobs (in his black turtleneck and jeans) and then decide that he must be a cat burglar.<br><br>Of course, it's a Microsoft product, so Laura probably already has a "terminate" subroutine waiting for Steve-O.<br><br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[John Sullivan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:37PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA["Back in Office 97, Microsoft wowed us with Clippy, the talking paperclip that made Word tasks far more annoying than necessary."<br>If I was drinking coffee it would be all over my monitor and dripping out coffee from my nose. wowed is right!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[OMGizzle!]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:44PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is that thing generating HP bars above peoples heads?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jared]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 12:50PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[There are only two kind of stat available: XP and HP.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Decoy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:02PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[What about that flea bitten dog? Did he not take over Clippy's job?<br><br><a href="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/f/fc/John_205_02.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/f/fc/John_205_02.jpg</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[funbus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:10PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[IF they got the guy who did HAL to do the voice samples, that would be the best thing since the best thing since sliced bread.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Arinthros]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:10PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[It would be great to hack it and replace Laura's soundfiles with HAL's.<br><br>And lets face it, if anyone can make a AI device which can go horribly wrong, it's Microsoft.<br><br>There won't be a blue screen of death, but a red eye of death.<br><br>"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[MarkG]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:33PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Arby N' the Chief anyone<br>It would be nice to be attended by one of them]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Hostia]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:27PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[The guy in the center somehow looks like Jean Charest, prime minister in Quebec]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cédrik]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 6th 2009 9:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Laura is horrible. She looks like the spokesrobot for the Robot Revolutionary Party.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ulfoaf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 1:45PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Figure detection:<br><br>Wallet detector:Blender.<br>Mouth detector and interpretation :Hal.<br>Civilian building,hospital,school and/or UN bases  identified as a terrorist arsenal : F-15 and f-16 onboard computer.<br>Leather jacket,keys and Sarah Connor (faulty) detector :Governor of California<br>Pen and baby food  detector :Robocop.<br><br>And so on.<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Magallanes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:14PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA[Note the guy in the background - wearing a dodgy sport coat, no tie, and khakis - is identified as "Wear: Formal". Ahhh...geeks.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam Williamson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:19PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Microsoft's Laura will rule your Outlook calendar, nightmares]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/05/microsofts-laura-will-rule-your-outlook-calendar-nightmares/</guid><description><![CDATA["She can judge you based on what type of clothing you're wearing"<br><br>Just like a real woman... amazing, seriuosly.<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Harley3k]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mar 5th 2009 2:34PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
