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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[lol]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[nappiee007]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 1:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[O.O<br><br><br>.... why do I get the feeling he negated to mention the special 'crotch' attachment?<br><br>Looks like this would be in one of the "Saw" films.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Blackstar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:04AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Or Brazil... yikes.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Steveorevo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 7:51AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's funny for a second I thought engadget was advertising a new hellraiser film. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[zioncat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 8:41AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[hahaha, that's the exact same thing I thought when I first saw it. "Jeez, that sure does look like something from a Hellraiser movie. And the bald person sitting in it doesn't help."]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:43PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[I came here to make a Hellraiser reference too!<br><br>I can imagine Pinhead saying "Your shoulders are tense, here, sit down.  This chair has such pleasures to show you"<br><br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[hemmy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:03PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA["Hellraiser, in the thunder and heat,<br>Hellraiser, massages butts in this seat,<br>Hellraiser, and it'll make you cum too,<br>Hellraiser.... I'll put a speeeeellllll oooooon youuuuuuuuu!"<br><br>:D]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Blackstar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 4:00PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[lol, looks like it's eating his face, and that really turns him on.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Link2877]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 1:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks like he is having wayy too much fun with that.. I see troubling times between him and his wife in the future...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[y3k.nik]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:04AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks like a 19th century virtual reality machine. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:18AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[@y3k.nik <br><br>What wife?..<br><br>You think anyone would get near this guy? Why would he build himself this machine if he had a wife?...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Razloga]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 4:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[If you learn to read...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oli D]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 5:15AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[I did read.. Why would you believe that this guy would tell the truth that this is for his "wife"?...<br><br>It's obviously for him...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Razloga]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 5:35AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[The machine IS his wife...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[overdawg07]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 12:39PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[I thought he was building himself a Pyramid Head like from the Silent Hill series...lol]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sebastian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[What. The. HELL???]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[PowerHouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Robocop's getting a recharge.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Sylvester]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks more like a torture chair<br><br>Interrogator: where is the secret location of your base?<br><br>Suspect:I know nothing<br><br>Interrogator: Bring in the CHAIR<br><br>Suspect: no please not that, give the death sentence its more merciful ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[EI8HT]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[but surely massage is not torture ??]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jack1701]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 4:56AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[simulated massage isn't torture. <br>simulated drowning IS.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[NoAndThen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 9:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Biggles, FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR!!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jacres]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 10:42AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[not the comfy chair!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 18th 2009 11:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is he playing doom?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Christian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ryan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[SAW VII ...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[AayJay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[beat me to it.<br><br>damn.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[youngstunna]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:01AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[SEE SAW: the prequel]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oli D]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 5:16AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[AHAHAHAHA...thats so...          <br><br><br><br>     scary?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Forcewinder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[steven hawking got assimilated by the borg! ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mikeluisortega]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:54AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[The 19th century Borg]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:42AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[This reminds me of Ethan's gaming chair in Ctrl-Alt-Del..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sirius]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 3:26AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[So true..<br>So true..]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kizorblade]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 4:01AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks like some movie prop from Johnny Mnemonic, or Lawnmower Man, or some other random Sci-Fi film.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 6:38AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[That guys looks like Benjamin Button.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[r19578]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 8:42AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[my thought exactly]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 10:00AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[MORE POWER!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[strider_mt2k]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 9:03AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[That is one hella gadget!  Before you knock him, how many of you do that much hard work to help your aching wife!  If your health insurance is anything like mine, we'll be seeing more of this.  Multiple kowtows Lin!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Theodore Wirth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 10:48AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[My God.  Do. You. Know. What. This. Means???]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phineas J. Whoopie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:06AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Um, no?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[The WC]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:20AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[shawnlaw13]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:22AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[It's a very loving act of Mr. Lin to put so much effort to relieve his wife's pain, however, I can't help but wonder whether what ever physical relief it might provide her will be more that offset by her nightmares. (shudder)]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[yrag]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:23AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Why so many people just make fun of him? A 78 yr old who spent 7 yrs building such a machine for his loved worth more respect. Ask yourself, can you do it for your loved? ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unknown]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[holy mother of god....what the fck!  that photo is freakn disturbing........]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[HDpurist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Reminds me of the music video for Happiness in Slaver. Ugh.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jerry]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[oh heavens, you writers create the best headlines here. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aaron Cortelyou]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 11:58AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks pretty scary to me, I think I would have to pass!<br><br>RT<br>www.whos-watching.net.tc]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim Tidwell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 12:19PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[He controls the western hemisphere.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Devolve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 12:39PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Looks like it should be in a Tool music video.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristoph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 1:19PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[looks like a Virtual Boy from hell.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[pat1202003]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:38PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on ]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/17/home-built-massage-chair-strikes-inexpugnable-fear-into-aching-j/</guid><description><![CDATA[Resistance is futile....]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tagbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>May 17th 2009 2:58PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
