Alright, look. We know this footage was shot a great distance from the action, okay? We know this, because we shot it. As posh and star-filled (shout out to Amy Smart and Breckin Meyer, our new best friends) as Activision's recent DJ Hero party was, it wasn't very sensitive to the needs of its non-telescopic lens-equipped blogging attendees.
Regardless, here's the stage demo for DJ Hero we saw earlier tonight. The microscopic jockey therein plays through an entire song from the game -- a mashup of "Boom Boom Pow" by Black Eyed Peas and "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi, if you were curious -- for the enjoyment of his enthralled, stylish crowd. Enjoy!