HiPhone enters the laptop game, to our great amusement

Leave it to the brain trust at HiPhone to thwart our expectations. Instead of delivering a KIRF laptop befitting the company previously known for that dubious nano / Aura mash-up, the iLaptop-2009 makes no attempt to be anything other than what it is: a totally nondescript 12.1-inch device that sports an Intel N270 (1.6GHz) processor and a 160GB SATA HDD. Yours now for a cool $450. And have you seen the pics of this thing? Man, are they lousy -- so bad, in fact, that we feel compelled to include a gallery of them for your enjoyment. You're welcome.
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This is so ugly. I didn't want to comment it, but I did.
Ok....Why is this considered ugly?
Not enough glitter or racing stripes?
It's a laptop.
No glowing fruit logo on the back.
missing apple logo is what made it less ugly
no alien glowing lights
It has a vague distinction.
Is all of this glaring eye pain included or an additional cost?
finally a nice 12 inch laptop thats also slim thanks to the lack of vga port!
i will prolly wait for the next version of msi X series without vga to see how much slimmer it can get.
Looks exactly like a white macbook air? So why is it supposed to be über-ugly? I like it, much better form factor than netbooks and 449$ for a 1280x800 display notebook (sans optical drive) with macbook air measurements isnt bad at all..
Wow you guys are pathetic
I don't understand what's wrong with it and why Engadget find 'great amusement' in it?
I think it actually looks really nice.
I'd like to see one of the editors on here try and produce any of the stuff these guys are putting out. Just because it's not made by a major company doesn't mean it's no good. Everyone starts off at the bottom.
@darkstar,
Maybe it's not as slim as it seems to be, the laptop is always at an odd angle at all the pictures
@b3tan Engadget doesn't make electronics. Also, they said the 'pics' were bad.
It needs speed holes. They make the computer go faster.
It's pretty good looking. The photos were hideous though.
I think you nailed it.
So... the photographer didn't show so somebody just pulled out their cellphone and took some snaps and they went with that, eh?
Is it me or does the body look exactly like a MacBook Air?
careful, the ms boys might think you're an apple fan
Do you use a braille keyboard?? If so can you please post its review!
That thing should come with a "might cause blindness and diarrhea" warning. Add a logo or something, that way at least you might resemble the white plastic Apple Macbook.
It comes with a power supply and a notebook... book.
I fail to see the difference between this "lousy" computer and 90% of the other piece of crap PC laptops from random chinese companies that are featured on this site daily.
Yeah, It's a Macbook Air, this is what it looks like when the fruit starts to go rotten.
Sorry, wasn't replying to you victor, lately my comments have just been showing up as random replys. I think the tubes need cleaning.
Mock the chinese eh? you people aware they make all of your toys?
And buying our debt.
I think the photographer doesnt know what oversaturation or brightness are...
Frankly, it looks a lot like a white, plastic MacBook Air without the iFruit logo.
What would be fun is to hack the case and put a glowing banana or something on the back.
Make all the Apple fanboys angry, cuz banana's are better for you than Apples.
wait is that a white macbook air??? That's creative!!!!
stupid HiPhone.
WOW, You click so pathetic pictures yet dare to call this laptop lousy.. Amazing...
My 100 year old granny can take better pictures from her Poloroid
It's so... white...
The stickers alone will make the windows people love it. They love stickers on their manufactured computers. "Its all about the specs baby, look at my laptop billboard ad on my palm rest yeah!"
Shut up, douchebag.
You call everyone else above pathetic and yet your big nugget of wisdom is that people with windows love a sticker on their computers? Way to come off as a total tool and fit into the category of pathetic.
It's funny because it's true.
WHITE!
Come on guys, Engadget is saying the PICS are lousy, not the notebook!
"And have you seen the pics of this thing? Man, are they lousy"
ARE THEY lousy, not IS IT lousy.
Uh....I kinda like it.
Most likely it's made in the same factories that make every other laptop out there. They stole the molds from the Macbook Air, put in a generic MB and HD and sell it for $450.00. Go team!
In regard to the photos...well, since there *really* isn't much to criticize in a uber-generic laptop for a bargain price, lets rip on how bad the photographer was.
Finally, if you slapped an apple logo on the back and called the the MacBook "Vapor" fanboys would be killing each other to be the first to buy it and defend it as perfection in computing.
I nominate this comment for the Comment Hall of Fame. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Notebook doesn't look so bad either...
Lots of truth in that posting!
x3
That's white hot!!!
I think someone needs to explain to whoever took those pictures that you don't put something completely white on a completely black background. Cameras don't like that.
Design in California. Made in China?
Fail...
those pictures made me want a tic-tac. seriously...
Why are people bashing this? Looks great to me. Just add a little flair and I'll buy. Even if they don't, I'll mod it.
I like how you can see the crappy photoshop editing to remove the obvious background in the photos and replace it with black. They couldn't spend $200 on a photographer to get some product shots? hahaha
It is fine...