Curious, we took a quick poll of internet luminaries (and Joystiq staffers) as to what they thought the first thing out of their mouth would be if they saw the Wii Vitality Sensor games. Who will be right? Only time will tell.
Ludwig Kietzmann: "Does it come with an apathy sensor too?"
Alexander Sliwinski: "Someone's checking their blood pressure, like the kiosk at the supermarket!"
Shipwreck, Cheap Ass Gamer: "Where's my receipt?"
James Ransom-Wiley: "What happens when I clip it to my magic finger?"
Ben Kuchera, Ars Technica: "You know, I'm done being angry at or skeptical of Nintendo. Every time I think they're doing something stupid they sell five hojillion copies of their newest concept. So sadly, I believe him."
Justin McElroy: "Hey, how'd I get to the Nintendo booth? Did I make a wrong turn at Capcom?"
Kyle Orland, Crispy Gamer: "Vomit?"
Cheapy D, Cheap Ass Gamer: "Wow, I won't get it."