http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/ Engadget Comments for If Microsoft made a toaster... http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:39AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:47AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 8:20AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 8:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
F*$K YOU AT&T!!!!!]]>Jul 21st 2009 10:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 2:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 12:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
They don't need a fancy, spiffy looking Apple toaster that happens to make the same tasting, every day toast. But also happens to cost much, much more than Linux or Microsoft toasters.

So they say to hell with Apple toasters and the black shirt people in their Apple Toaster store, and get it from a store where the employees ignore their customers for the most part. Not because they think they are better than them, but because they simply hate their jobs... ]]>Jul 21st 2009 3:20PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 4:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/the eeeToast 102T
the eeeToast103T
the eeeToast104T
the eeeToast102Tx
the eeeToast103Tx
the eeeToast104Txv
the eeeToast104Txvha-1000
the eeeToast202Tx breadshell
the eeeToast202Tx-v breadshell
the eeeToast102Tx-h breadshell
The names would confuse the crap out of everyone, but the actual products would be way better than the competition.
]]>Jul 21st 2009 7:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 22nd 2009 12:00AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 23rd 2009 10:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Perhaps a man page?

But back to penguins, I think Linux toast would taste a bit fishy.]]>Jul 22nd 2009 7:04AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:39AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 7:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
Microsoft Dynamics is a line of ERP and CRM products from Microsoft Business Solutions.

It was a Danish (Navision) and an American (Great Plains) company that Microsoft bought some years ago.

The Dynamics AX, NAV and CRM products are widespread in Europe. I should know working with them.]]>Jul 21st 2009 8:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 8:38AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 10:41AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 11:15AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/how about toast this time?]]>Jul 21st 2009 12:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 4:45PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
Finally, Paul [A-Z] Chappell would jump in and attack all non-Apple toaster "fanboys" in all toaster posts.]]>Jul 21st 2009 7:50AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 9:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 12:15PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 12:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 1:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Aug 1st 2009 12:53AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:42AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 6:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
Well, the first slice anyways. The next one would be a dark crisp. You'd try to adjust the toaster, but with 37 switches, a few analog dials, at least 7 gauges, an LCD panel with random letters and numbers on it, and several panels of blinking lights later, you'd get frustrated and just eat the burnt bread. ]]>Jul 21st 2009 8:52AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/

for the record, I'm a terminal user :)]]>Jul 21st 2009 9:38AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
:)]]>Jul 21st 2009 9:57AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 10:17AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 10:24AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
These Toaster Linux jokes are giving me quite a chuckle!]]>Jul 21st 2009 1:55PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 22nd 2009 12:35AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/make: don't know how to make toast. Stop.]]>Jul 31st 2009 12:36PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:43AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Apple toaster: only 1 model, luxurious stainless steel, touch screen control, only compatible with Apple approved bread
:D]]>Jul 21st 2009 5:42AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:43AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
Nicely summarised :)

I might have mentioned something about the Microsoft toaster occasionally breaking, or burning the toast.. :) ]]>Jul 21st 2009 6:03AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/
Also comes with douchy smug attitude at no extra cost!]]>Jul 21st 2009 6:17AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 6:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Aug 1st 2009 12:58AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:43AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/'round the table
for a seance in the dark.

With voices out of nowhere
put on specially by the children
for a lark.

Cry, system, cry,
make your mother sigh.
She's old enough to know better,
so cry, system, cry.

...

Can you take me back,
where are people?
Brother, can you take me back?

Can you take me back?

(Cry, System, Cry --- from the Beatles' white album,
which prophetically predicted the desire to return
computers unable to run Crysis)]]>Jul 21st 2009 12:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcwF9z_3msk&feature=related]]>Jul 21st 2009 10:30AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 5:45AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/21/if-microsoft-made-a-toaster/Jul 21st 2009 10:53AM