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Why do you have to comment on every single Apple related post here? Nothing else to do with your time then patrolling Engadget comments... really sad.
]]>Jul 29th 2009 10:38AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:47AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:55AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
"Retailing for $599, the iPhone 3GI offers only the most special Apple consumers—the ones who believe in the company more than anything else in the world, and who would never, ever dream of questioning it—the ability to open dozens of powerful applications at once."

Paul, that is you and your type they're mocking. How can you not see that your behavior is ridiculous? ]]>Jul 29th 2009 11:07AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 11:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 11:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/O
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"Not only does it look awesome, but it can do pretty much anything you want as long as you believe in it."]]>Jul 29th 2009 12:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Paul Chapel loves apple. Paul A Chapel adores apples and the worms it housed.
]]>Jul 29th 2009 1:20PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 4:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Funny. I have quite a few Apple products at home and NEVER in my life set foot into a Starbucks.]]>Jul 29th 2009 5:02PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 7:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Heh. I hope you're being hideously ironic!

Throughout all the months of the people versus Paul A Chapel, did it never occur to you, or anyone else, that Paul A Chapel was *already* a guy playing an obscenely coked-up parody of the original Apple fanboys?

I mean, you just had to read his posts. Read the ones here! Is it really possible for someone to be so immature and fanboyish that they'd write that "most original, most beautiful, most sexy device ever made" comment above (and genuinely believe it) ... while *simultaneously* being self-aware and self-deprecating enough to make jokes like his starbucks-and-turtleneck post?

Clearly, he is self-deprecating enough to make jokes, and therefore his ultra-fanboy persona is a fiction. And it always has been. The only people who missed the (incredibly obvious) parody and sarcasm were those who believe that all Apple fans (and anyone who makes a positive comment about them) are immature and unthinking snobs - PAC's ultra-fanboy persona fitted their prejudices so nicely that they were unable to see the parody.]]>Jul 29th 2009 11:12PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 30th 2009 5:24AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:17AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Nice work, Apple.]]>Jul 29th 2009 10:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:11AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:16AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:16AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:27AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 11:08AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Didn't think people would go crazy over a joke...]]>Jul 29th 2009 11:43AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Good catch, General sir. ]]>Jul 29th 2009 2:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:11AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:10AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:11AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:14AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:31AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 12:22PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 12:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:11AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Well, I love you too. :]]]>Jul 29th 2009 10:30AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:42AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:46AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 11:38AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 11:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Wow, Paul, if that was even close to believable, you really would be the epitome of "that guy."]]>Jul 29th 2009 12:28PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/
Such a bullsh.it lie. You switched to a Mac when Windows 7 isn't even out? You are the most defensive Apple person ever. You say PC people are defensive? Have you looked in a mirror?

And if you have, did you see your "girlfriends" reflection or was it just one giant douche standing there?]]>Jul 29th 2009 6:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:25AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/29/new-iphone-only-visible-to-most-loyal-customers-claims-the-onio/Jul 29th 2009 10:46AM