Engadget's recession antidote: win a DYMO LabelWriter 450 Twin Turbo!

This whole global economic crisis, and its resulting massive loss of jobs got us thinking. We here at Engadget didn't want to stand helplessly by, announcing every new round of misery without giving anything back -- so we decided to take the opportunity to spread a little positivity. We'll be handing out a new gadget every day to lucky readers until we run out of stuff or companies stop sending things. Today we've got three DYMO LabelWriter 450 Twin Turbos on offer, ideal for blasting out labels and sticky love notes at your desk. Read the rules below (no skimming -- we're omniscient and can tell when you've skimmed) and get commenting! Hooray for free stuff!

Big thanks to DYMO for providing the gear!

The rules:

• Leave a comment below. Any comment will do, but if you want to share your proposal for "fixing" the world economy, that'd be sweet too.
  
• You may only enter this specific giveaway once. If you enter this giveaway more than once you'll be automatically disqualified, etc. (Yes, we have robots that thoroughly check to ensure fairness.)
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment. This is pretty self explanatory. Just be careful and you'll be fine.
  
• Contest is open to anyone in the 50 States, 18 or older! Sorry, we don't make this rule (we hate excluding anyone), so be mad at our lawyers and contest laws if you have to be mad.
  
• Winner will be chosen randomly. Three (3) winners will receive one (1) DYMO LabelWriter 450 Twin Turbo. Approximate retail value is $209.99.
  
• If you are chosen, you will be notified by email. Winners must respond within three days of the end of the contest. If you do not respond within that period, another winner will be chosen.
• Entries can be submitted until Friday, July 31st, at 11:59PM ET. Good luck!
• Full rules can be found here.

[Wiizer Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:01PM]

I would get rid of all government officials that are stealing funds by conducting a sting raid, and the proceeds would go to the economy!

[Tonezorz Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:05PM]

Guess this means I didn't win the other thing :(

[bri1232001 Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:26PM]

Ok

[lamchops25 Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:14PM]

pick me

[Altairantares Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:24PM]

..''..

[bryanledford Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:00PM]

Might come in handy some day.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:30PM]

is this safe to stick onto your car? :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:46PM]

Hello stamps!

[Looselybased Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:50PM]

To fix the world economy I would put more money into schools and weather it out. Throwing money at businesses aren't going to do anything.

[chuckcharlie Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:58PM]

I would like a dymo label printer!

[Avaviel Posted Jul 31st 2009 12:59PM]

let the car companies/banks burn! Then whatever rises from the ashes will be stronger!

[burnz007 Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:01PM]

thanks

[PureVendetta Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:03PM]

WWWD: What Would Waldo Do? The next time you have a burning question, ask yourself WWWD.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:08PM]

MMMM labler

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:08PM]

Please toss my name in the hat. =)

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 5:33PM]

I would never mistake my stuff for someone elses again!

[chanocular Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:19PM]

wouldn't that hurt the economy by causing foreign investors to not want to invest in us?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:20PM]

Pick Me!

[simbadogg Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:29PM]

gimme

[BowserUSC Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:29PM]

I dont know why I would need it but i'll take it

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:31PM]

because my label printing situation is in desperate need of an upgrade?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:35PM]

I stop the carbon footprint of trains.

[dchrist Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:47PM]

yes please

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 1:53PM]

Don't label me bro

[CAJensen01 Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:41PM]

canihas?

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:02PM]

nomnomnom

[Piranha Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:04PM]

wow you have a legit recession cure

[CtrlBurn Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:07PM]

huz and zah

[hotpockets Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:11PM]

Hmm, shiny. :)

[kenmay1 Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:20PM]

i want to print labels.

[mitchhackney Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:22PM]

Pick me

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:29PM]

How to fix the economy: turn money into candy.

[disophisis Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:30PM]

What's up baby

[drzeller Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:33PM]

Me, too, please!

[dziban303 Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:37PM]

Yeaux.

[oldmicah Posted Jul 31st 2009 5:08PM]

shiney!

[TastyCrab Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:55PM]

why not

[Streetfights Posted Jul 31st 2009 2:58PM]

I would label everything

[scotty2shots Posted Jul 31st 2009 3:13PM]

bang, shep boom, biddley-bop!

[David G Posted Jul 31st 2009 3:10PM]

Will it write on my extremely small and skinny pieces of toast? Bwahahaha.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 3:34PM]

legalize MJ and tax it!

[NeoJew Posted Jul 31st 2009 3:43PM]

sdfsdfsdfgf

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 4:18PM]

me want

[Erik98671 Posted Jul 31st 2009 4:23PM]

Pick me!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 5:21PM]

yeah sure

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 6:33PM]

give me money!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 7:06PM]

I really need one of these!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 7:26PM]

Yeah

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 9:19PM]

I'm still waiting to win, pick meeeee

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 31st 2009 11:47PM]

I'm pumped at the prospect of a new DYMO LabelWriter 450 Twin Turbo printer. I had the Dymo Twin Turbo that I loved, but my mom stole it from me. As a poor poet, I am too poor to buy one right now, but would love to win one.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- National Slam Poet & Bed Vlogger