"Looking for potentially LTR (long-term relationship) with college educated women around our same age, to meet initially via Playstation Home."
Our minds raced with the retaliatory possibilities -- shapeshifting would most certainly be involved, that much is given. But to what extent could this vulnerability be exploited? An hour of feminine manipulation, and then ... the switch? A day of personal exchanges before ... the exchange? A week? A month? A year?
With solemn determination, we gathered our courage -- and became unspoken executors of the Longest Con.