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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's not a phone in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:27AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Someone's got wood.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:39AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Sir, we cannot use that for your transplant. That's a wooden phone not a kidney...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cox]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 9:02AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Wood and shaped like a bean... STOP IT ALREADY! Quit redesigning a phone and start fixing the problems customers actually complain about. Bad battery, no 3.5 jacks, pricing...<br><br>Never have I heard, "OMG I wish my phone was shaped like a bean and made of wood. Then it would be perfect"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[000000]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 9:02AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[I had a hard day, I had to pass kidney phones.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jimbo Jones]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 9:10AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[think there's a left-handed version of the bean? nah...<br>sucks for you lefties.<br><br>btw, these are pretty cool, but i'd take a normal gadget. metal, preferably.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[quillaja]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:32AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[The phone does WHAT for us lefties??!<br><br>That might be worth a total lack of ergonomics, for some of us.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Phrank]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 8:56AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA["Is that morning wood baby"?<br>"Umm... No it's my wooden phone."<br><br><br>"You wanna touch my wood honey"?<br>"WTF!"<br>"Hello? I was referring to my phone, which b.t.w. is made of wood, da!"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[imdaillest]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:45AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Don't quit your day job.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[grull27]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:56AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[imdaillest's idea for a screen protector... are you all ready for this... ok, "a condom"! get it? Hahahahahahahah! How do you like them apples?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bosco]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 11:49AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[oh no they didn't]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[poke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Oh yes they did!]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Blue]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 9:51AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[(humming around...) <br><br>i, once had a phone.<br>isn't it good?<br>it's called...touch wood.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[raymond.t.dela.cruz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 5:57AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is that a kidney?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sean]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:05AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[exactly my thoughts ; "they make wooden kidney that make calls now?"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kitsune]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[heh, heh, heh... he said "wood"....]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laron]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:17AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Idiots- if you get out of the US for once in your life, you'll know that in 75% of the world, "touch wood" is used instead of "knock on wood" - a phrase used in response to an unfortunate incident.<br><br>Idiots.<br>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[samdeplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:24AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Or to avert such incidents, general bad luck or being jinxed.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Buckley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:11AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Idiots- if you get into the US for once in your life, you'll know that in 75% of the country, there's such a thing as humor and sarcasm.<br><br>Idiots]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:33AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Pshhhhh, are you daft? Everything in the US is foremost. Idioms included.<br><br>/semisarcasm<br><br>There is an Engadget Chinese that might serve you well. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[projectdecember]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 10:08PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[That's a squashed booomerang]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dean Murphy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:28AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Awesome, more ugly touch phones!<br><br>At this rate, seriously makes me wonder where there'll be a phone that can put iPhone's overratedness down -_-'...]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mega-Japan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 6:29AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[BTW, you 'touch wood' for good luck. You've all just got dirty minds.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Liam]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:02AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[It's been done. This is a cheap imitation of <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/6713094" rel="nofollow">http://www.vimeo.com/6713094</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnny5]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:11AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Giggidy.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[KG]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:52AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[*Guy walks around with Touch Wood phone*<br><br>Random girl:  Wow your phone looks so hard...and big.  Can I touch it?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[ladycatherine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 7:55AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Are termites a legitimate threat?]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[bureX]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 8:08AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Is "surplus wood of trees culled during forest-thinning operations" similar to "surplus meat of whales euthanized during scientific research?"]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chief2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 8:42AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[iWood]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sky66]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 10:12AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[my girlfriend can't stop yankin on my wood, i think shes testing if its got an accelerometer.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[jon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 12:07PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[This needs to be take one logical step further. Someone needa make these enclosures from "surplus bovine BONE left over from Midwest slaughterhouse operations". <br><br>Touch Bone would have even more, umm, poignancy to it.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gorilla800lbs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 12:41PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on NTT DOCOMO's Touch Wood mockups make naughty puns easy]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/ntt-docomos-touch-wood-mockups-make-naughty-puns-easy/</guid><description><![CDATA[Sweet!<br><br>I've been waiting since Olympus first started producing electronic enclosures with their new wood molding techniques.  Now lets stop making concepts and start making products!<br><br><a href="http://www.core77.com/blog/materials/wooden_camera_5227.asp" rel="nofollow">http://www.core77.com/blog/materials/wooden_camera_5227.asp</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ken]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sep 24th 2009 2:44PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
