http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/ Engadget Comments for Large Hadron Collider staying cool at just a hair above absolute zero temperatures http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:35PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/We need creatures like that guarding the Hadron Collider in the event we find ourselves dealing with an incident like what happened in the Mist. Polar Bears are our only defense against unexpected guests from other dimensions. You can obtain this information when you read the Berenstein Bears books in reverse like my parents did for me every night before bed time.

]]>Oct 16th 2009 10:02PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/]]>Oct 16th 2009 10:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:43PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 2:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:41PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:08PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/.>]]>Oct 16th 2009 10:36PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/And thats what its designed to do. Fire particles at each other.]]>Oct 16th 2009 9:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/

Do fire extinguishers even work near absolute zero???]]>Oct 17th 2009 2:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 6:01AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/
I kid I kid.

I've have a feeling that its going to break again just in a different place instead.]]>Oct 16th 2009 9:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 3:25PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 12:06AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 1:28AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 1:29AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 10:51AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:08PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/
In the series Lexx, the series finale, the higgs boson destroys the planet earth.]]>Oct 17th 2009 1:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 9:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/
I never heard of the Boomerang nebula, so I googled it.
It looks like this is actually just as cold as the boomerang nebula a 1K.

... Still very effin cold.]]>Oct 16th 2009 9:56PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 12:21PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:17PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:31PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/
I'm pretty sure you were rofling, not loling.]]>Oct 16th 2009 10:40PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:16PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 10:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:16PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 16th 2009 11:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 1:31AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/


The Large Hardon Collider [today.com] is designed to pump various types of hardon up to huge energies before banging them together. However, many concerned citizens without the personal experience or understanding of what hardons do worry at the idea of the large hardons being sucked deep into a black hole.

The device will push large, energised hardons through a ring repeatedly, faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible, until they clash and spray matter in all directions. “It’s nothing that cosmic rays don’t do all the time all over the place,” reassured a particularly buff scientist. “It’s perfectly right and natural.”

Low-energy hardon physics and the temperature dependence of hardon production are well understood, as is the process of a hardon smoothly entering the nucleus. But some question what may happen at greater, hotter energies.

Church leaders have come out at the device. “They’re the same polarity!” said Pope Palpatine XVI. The Church worries that strange matter may recruit normal matter and turn it strange.

The Large Hardon Collider was to launch last September, but this has been delayed due to inexplicable and ill-timed failure to get a beam up. “I’m so sorry,” stammered a scientist, “this has never happened to us before.”
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I lol'd maniacally ^_^]]>Oct 17th 2009 3:27AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/16/large-hadron-collider-staying-cool-at-just-a-hair-above-absolute/Oct 17th 2009 5:10AM