Lullabelly prenatal music belt rocks the cradle of love

Hey, you want to start annoying your kids with your crummy taste in tunes before they've even been born? Fine, go for it. The Lullabelly prenatal music belt -- which is like a giant, soft cummerbund with a speaker stuffed into it -- is here to help. Just plug your fave PMP into it and you'll be all set to turn the womb into a super musical fun fest. The speaker has an output of about 60 to 80 decibels, and you can jack in with your earbuds to jam along. Just remember: you're the one with the volume control, and no matter how good the Tran-Siberian Orchestra sounds to you at 11 am, some people would rather listen to Megadeth. This bad boy comes in two slightly different packages, one which will run you $49.99, the other is $59.99

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[One Love Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:21AM]

Lulz!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:25AM]

WTF

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:27AM]

Am I the only one that when they read this remembered the baby from "Shoot 'Em Up" getting calm when it heard heavy metal?

[TikiTeko Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:29AM]

Yes, yes you are.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:28AM]

I would use this to serenade cheeseburgers that I have known and loved.

[superhobothemillionthaccount Posted Oct 28th 2009 6:07PM]

I guess, it's not completely crap then.

[TikiTeko Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:28AM]

man.... the only freaking 9 months a human life has in complete peace, harmony and silence.... ruined by an obsessive mom who thinks this will get her kid on Harvard to pay for her nursing home years....

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:29AM]

Yay, Trans-Siberian Orchestra on January 3, 2010. Can't wait, sadly Nashville is the LAST city on the tour. Hard to get pumped for holidays after its over.

[i1patrick Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:30AM]

"Rock the Cradle of Love" = +1 for the 80's Billy Idol reference!

[pvillese1 Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:35AM]

This is nothing new. We had something just like this when my kids were born. Not that it was that long ago but the fact remains that this is nothing new and I wonder how this is news. By the way we never used ours.

[amneziac Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:48AM]

this one comes in full surround sound...

[HotBBQ Posted Oct 28th 2009 3:38PM]

Did you have to put the belly up to that big cylinder phonograph speaker?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:45AM]

I wonder...

If someone used this to play books on tape, would it hasten language learning?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 11:58AM]

Mia stomako parolas Esperanton.

[the33dude33 Posted Oct 28th 2009 12:21PM]

私のおなかは日本語を話します。

[KAL326 Posted Oct 28th 2009 12:36PM]

Or if you just wrapped it around your head while you sleep and played books on tape what the outcome would be? It seems to be made of some soft pliable material, it could work....

[jol Posted Oct 28th 2009 12:36PM]

I smell a crapgadget.

[loocas Posted Oct 28th 2009 1:06PM]

Better than Cradle Of Filth.

[Arkv2 Posted Oct 28th 2009 1:43PM]

I'll have my babies listen to "Through the Fire and Flames" during all the 9 months in hope that they are actually able to beat it on hard when they grow up.

[BigD145 Posted Oct 28th 2009 1:48PM]

Time and time again this is shown to do absolutely nothing.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 2:21PM]

80 decibels will be plenty loud enough to break your fetus' eardrums long before it's born.
what a fun way to abuse a child in the womb.

[greenpipepilgrimage Posted Oct 28th 2009 4:55PM]

megadeth woooooooo!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 28th 2009 7:50PM]

Seriously? Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?

[nrkcubed Posted Oct 28th 2009 8:30PM]

Looks like a large diaper with a speaker inside

[lilychen Posted Jan 13th 2010 3:52AM]

I bought this Lullabelly one month ago. For me, the price is expensive, but this product is worth for every penny. It didn't disappoint me when i got it. Very easy to use. And occssionally, I bought a very cheap but still useful iPhone app at App Store: Prenatal Lullabies. It is just $1.99. Further cheap than Lullabelly. The two stuffs work well on me. The lullaby of them are gentle and fine-tuned. GOOD Match.