Samsung unleashes two Diva-branded phones, divas everywhere faint

Samsung's been showing off two new handsets of late. The S5150 Olivia is a clamshell affair with a mirrored body, an external LED, and we know that it will boast a 3 megapixel camera and a 2.2-inch QVGA display. The other - the S7070 - is an iPhone-esque job, with a crazy diamond-shaped button at the bottom, and a quilted-style back cover, with a 3-inch WQVGA display with resistive touchscreen, Bluetooth, and microSD slot. Samsung hasn't formally announced these ladies yet, but they are expected in the first quarter of 2010. One more photo after the break.

[NYNY Posted Nov 20th 2009 5:54PM]

What the hell were they thinking?

[lsx Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:29PM]

That is some ugly phone!

[NikAmi Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:25PM]

Samsung unleashes two Diva-branded phones, divas everywhere faint...men everywhere puke.

[Kabong30 Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:00PM]

They've successfully co-opted the look of a silicone iPhone case. Nice work.

[Oli D Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:01PM]

Thank God I'm a Hunii not a Diva.

[NAME Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:01PM]

Supergirl called...

she wants her diamond logo back.

[Brak Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:10PM]

what the FUDGE were they thinking!?!?

[Robot Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:11PM]

I... really think they need some new designers. That looks just doesn't work :O

[Banksta3 Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:12PM]

I'm a man!!! I'm 40!!!
Besides, Palm beat them to the punch with the Pixi.

9not gonna lie though, if the pixi had a faster processor I'd bite.

[Po Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:37PM]

There's a man in touch with his 'feminine' side! ;)

[Junzhi Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:13PM]

I like the front of the S7070 actually.. but can I have Android + larger, higher res capacitive screen please?

Well I guess I'm just particularly fond of phones in a nice shade of white..

[jin and guice Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:13PM]

I really like the flip version. It looks really high end to me, like a phone imported from Asia or a really great execution of a designer branded phone.


And the touch device is way more Chanel knock-off than iPhone.

[va jj Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:15PM]

those icon looks like its running s60.

[Oghowie Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:15PM]

A diamond button. Genius!

[Donald Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:19PM]

fake Donald Melanson says: it's white, so it must be "iPhone-esque".

[hmmmmmm Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:21PM]

I've seen my dog take a crap that looks better than those.

[SteveJobsCEO Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:28PM]

I'm not liking it, at Apple we do things better.

[jin and guice Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:04PM]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Like what?

Oh, that wasn't a joke? My bad....

[IvanP91 Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:28PM]

And the target audience is?

[Orangecat Posted Nov 20th 2009 6:45PM]

9 yr old girls who don't need phones but have convinced their daddies that they need them?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:00PM]

The padded cell look... perfect for divas

[Alexicov Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:16PM]

I honestly love Laura's news titles!

[apop Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:56PM]

I honestly read that as I love lauras new tits

[fonsii Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:23PM]

looks like a pineapple

[Annihilator121 Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:49PM]

Those look atrocious. Holy God. The things people will buy nowadays... *goes back to play his Virtual Boy*

[Sone Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:59PM]

Ugly as sin!

[Uncontrol Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:39PM]

no actual diva would be caught dead with this ugly trash

[Scape3d Posted Nov 20th 2009 11:15PM]

Cheese factor is smelly.

[KILLiansRED Posted Nov 21st 2009 12:04AM]

Looks like quilted Charmin to me.

[Gray Posted Nov 21st 2009 1:52AM]

man that's ugly, does it come with a paris hilton doll?

[lavoroux Posted Nov 21st 2009 7:07AM]

Not very good,they need more innovation

[kajal Posted Nov 21st 2009 8:35AM]

ugliest phone from samsung why don't they look for some designs or designers

[Paullll Posted Nov 21st 2009 9:20AM]

Funny to see nerds and especially men whining about these devices.
These are for women. Get over it.

[Hudson Posted Nov 21st 2009 11:18AM]

The first thing to go in that "wish list" app will be an iPhone.

[AltairDusk Posted Nov 21st 2009 3:58PM]

Argh! My eyes!!!!

[Cyne3yte Posted Nov 21st 2009 11:28PM]

somebody screwed up real bad.