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Vlad: "And with your purchase of the androgynous android, you get an added value ebook reader -- absolutely free!"

what the hell
]]>Dec 4th 2009 6:43PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
I second this.

New caption for E.D.: "I seriously don't know what I'm holding, but they tell me it's a e-book reader. And that I'm holding it upside down. Is that right? Oh well, I'm giving it away anyway!!!" ]]>Dec 4th 2009 6:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
My question for Vlad is: Do you know what androgynous means? What is this "androgynous" android you are referring to?? I clicked through the video and saw no android prior to the nook. Is he calling Ellen an android?? I DON'T GET IT!!!]]>Dec 4th 2009 9:03PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid"]]>Dec 4th 2009 9:23PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/I don't know, I like Don's.]]>Dec 4th 2009 11:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Thanks **** we don't have any bs like this in the UK]]>Dec 4th 2009 6:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:55PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
She's just a comedian who happens to have her own talkshow.

Most people in the audience probably have no idea what a nook is. They're just screaming because they saw the $300 price tag.]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/

.....Really?]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:17PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 8:11PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/why the hell would we be embarrassed?
We're not snotty. These are just people having fun while winning prizes
It's great. It's happy. It's fine

Ellen's show is just an innocent talk show where she interviews people and makes G rated jokes about hairstyles and other pop culture BS. Nothing wrong with it at all. If you don't like it (I don't, really) just change the channel. That's it]]>Dec 5th 2009 4:42AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 5th 2009 4:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 5th 2009 2:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
WTF is wrong with all these crazy women?!!? WTF WTF SERIOUSLY!! I WOULD BLOW UP! AND FLY OUT THE WINDOW ON FIRE WHILE EMPLOIDING AT THE SAME TIME]]>Dec 5th 2009 2:07AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
Also known as Fat-Ass Central]]>Jan 21st 2010 3:46PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:34PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/degeneretards
Priceless!]]>Dec 4th 2009 8:41PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/i was in that audience... that crap wasnt wasted...]]>Dec 9th 2009 6:59PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:53PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:56PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:56PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:58PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
Plato would say that AndroidRokz by his very nature could not know how big the cave is. ]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:00PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
You're better off never knowing Ellen. ]]>Dec 4th 2009 8:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 8:23PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 9:08PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 6:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Yep. Ellen could give them a pile of horse crap and they would still scream about it.]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 9:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://ellen.warnerbros.com/12days/]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:23PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:06PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that..
engadget racism FAIL ]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:35PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 10:20PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/"I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!"]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/-Brick Tamland]]>Dec 5th 2009 2:41AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:08PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/Dec 4th 2009 7:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
Basically, I'm saying that they'll flip out over things they never would've invested time in researching because it's expensive and shiny. Now that Oprah isn't even having her favorite things show this year (or so I've seen), they're all working their way into the next few weeks of Ellen tapings.

They're going to go crazy over anything she has because it's not $15 homemade presents, like the shit Oprah pulled on a completely unsuspecting audience last year. I was bummed at first; I like the crazy audiences because it's my signal that Christmastime is here. Such warm feelings... But that was actually pretty funny last year, to hear metered applause and not the amazing sounds of orgy.]]>Dec 4th 2009 7:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/04/caption-contest-ellen-degeneres-and-her-oou-giveaway/
I loved the MiFi part. She said what it was but nobody started screaming until she lifted the box off the top. How fake.]]>Dec 4th 2009 9:09PM