http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/ Engadget Comments for The Onion turns us on to new, better devices http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 8:36AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 8:46AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 4:50PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Correction: it wouldn't be $395. You forgot a 0 at the end of that price. ]]>Dec 5th 2009 8:27PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 8:48AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/It's saturday...]]>Dec 5th 2009 9:37AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/God forbid they post anything fun and not strictly news, especially on a weekend...]]>Dec 5th 2009 9:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Engadget is a blog, not a newspaper. They don't have to post ANY real news if they don't want to and they'll still be doing their job.]]>Dec 5th 2009 11:06AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Haha that made me chuckle!]]>Dec 5th 2009 3:17PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 8:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 8:53AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 12:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 9:21AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Woosh]]>Dec 5th 2009 11:34AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 5:58PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 9:33AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/I am against your comment. Hence the downrank.]]>Dec 5th 2009 9:51AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 12:15PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 2:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/LOL I still love you guys]]>Dec 5th 2009 7:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 9:35AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Yup twice the work and productivity getting done.

Even women complement me now. "Like Oh Em Gee! Is that the new device bulging your pocket? Can I touch it?"]]>Dec 5th 2009 9:46AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 9:53AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
engadget: did BESTBUY pay you for this? how much?]]>Dec 5th 2009 10:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Dude, do you even know what The Onion is about?]]>Dec 5th 2009 10:35AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
it's an awesome root vegetable, yes.]]>Dec 5th 2009 10:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 10:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Actually I'm not sure I read that article, but here's a classic: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of (NSFW)]]>Dec 5th 2009 2:15PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 10:15AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 10:36AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/

Gee, saracasm and pardoy from The Onion? What's THAT all about?]]>Dec 5th 2009 1:54PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/keeps an eye out for Joseph Flatley. How bout some english next time, sarcasm isnt your thing dude]]>Dec 5th 2009 10:43AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
I must have!!!!1111!!!!!111!!!1!!11!!!!1!!!11!eleven]]>Dec 5th 2009 10:57AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 11:03AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 11:15AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Hit the nail on the head. +1]]>Dec 5th 2009 11:39AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Yeah, I get the mocking of the iphone and what-not gadget crowd. It is only the "slightly smile" kind of funny, not LOL.

Definitely not as clever as the usual Onion articles. I think they missed some good zingers somewhere in the article.

Maybe they should read some more of the engadget flamewars to get some material. Some of the posts here are quite a bit funnier then the Onion article... sometimes even unintentionally.]]>Dec 5th 2009 12:26PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 11:41AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 12:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 12:42PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
superior performance. Easy instructions. Its Green.

Affordable and makes a wonderful gift.

Salute to the Onion.]]>Dec 5th 2009 1:14PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 1:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Another satisfied Apple customer...]]>Dec 5th 2009 1:32PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 2:09PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/

WTF
seriously... not informative, not funny, not useful, not clear and not unique in any way.

shoulda been filed under "hit the bong too hard this morning" instead of misc...]]>Dec 5th 2009 3:41PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
shoulda been filed under "hit the bong too hard this morning" instead of misc"

Much like your post. You are right about being down ranked though.
PS: Grammar and formatting are your friends.]]>Dec 5th 2009 5:01PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/Dec 5th 2009 3:44PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/
Love Onion Lots :)]]>Dec 5th 2009 4:18PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/I've been doing that every year since I was born because I refuse to buy something that will become obsolete.]]>Dec 5th 2009 4:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/05/the-onion-turns-us-on-to-new-better-devices/I think that's only sold in japan.
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