http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/ Engadget Comments for Puppy Tweets lets your puppy... tweet http://www.engadget.com/media/feedlogo.gif http://www.engadget.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/It's good that you aren't a raging Apple fanboy anymore, but what the hell happened? Microsoft fanboy Ocean is confusing me.]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:50AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:04PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
woof woof, woof woof woooof woof!]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:20PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:03AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
MADNESS?! THIS IS....Puppy Tweets?!


The fack?]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:45AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
This is what Dog Tweets would look like:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


This is what Cat Tweets would look like:

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

]]>Jan 27th 2010 11:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/"I SHIT ON THE COUCH!"]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:05PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/More like
" Just ate my owner's homework"
;D]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:25PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
Dude, that's a legit excuse for not having your homework.

On a side note: the speech to text for this thing must be amazing!]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:39PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
while I really have to question the maturity of Mattel Corp for this utterly useless device... I think it might be at least a bit entertaining if they had some sort of API (or something) that would allow the owner to modify the preset tweet text.]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/definitely agreed.
It'd be interesting to see what owners change the presets to.]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
If that were a tweet, it would actually be useful. I could just image the shmuck who sees a tweet that his dog shat on the couch while he's at work!

LMAO XD]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:11AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
Apparently there haven't been enough layoffs at Mattel yet. I'd start with anyone who knew of this idea and didn't immediately try to kill it. ]]>Jan 27th 2010 8:41AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
A lot of people are saying that. I doubt they would add a message about an animal being abused anyways. And if they did, who would be investigating? How would people be able to tell that the dog wasn't just feeling pain from being sick, or a recent surgery? ]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:12PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
You're taking this way too seriously ]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:48PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
lol you're a fucking idiot]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:52PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:01AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:07PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:13PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
Of the innumerable moments I've been embarrassed of the general public, this might just take the cake. Count me in.]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:57PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:12PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:15PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
If I seen that my dog was eating Subway without me, I might forget to hang up the missing-puppy fliers. ;)]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:51PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 4:46AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
On the other hand, it might just be a glorified pedometer that syncs to your computer for non-real-time dog tweets.

Still, as the proud owner of the internet's only auto-twittering haiku-writing feline, I'd like to know more about this technology]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:22PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.johnlandis.net/haiku.php]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:23PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
"Squirrel!"]]>Jan 26th 2010 11:27PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
My master gave me this collar so that I may tweet.....SQUIRREL! ]]>Jan 27th 2010 2:57AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:10PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:30PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:33PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:35PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:43PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:47PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:49PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:56PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 26th 2010 11:59PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:09AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/True. It clearly states for dogs. I mean, its called PUPPYtweet.
Not puppy/kitty/turtle/gerbel/hamsterTweet.]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:34AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:04AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:06AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
I'll be weeping, but this calls for more than gentle weeping. More like weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. ]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:33AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/
...No...YOU think apple is going to change the world tomorrow.]]>Jan 27th 2010 12:34AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:37AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/26/puppy-tweets-lets-your-puppy-tweet/Jan 27th 2010 12:38AM