*Number of ignorant demons may be subject to nerfing.
So last week I introduced y'all to a bit of legal theorizing about how law and WoW might mix if they got pugged together. (Hint: not very well.) Y'all also were clamoring for my dissertation on gold farming. I want to give a big thank you to commentator Arnold for his excellent suggestions for improvements to make, and I promise I will be making those corrections soon. This week we'll be moving into some more concrete topics, prompted by a email from my mailbag:
This is an excellent issue, Wendy, and a subject of much qq-ing on the forums. However, before we can look into what privacy Blizzard may be invading, we need to understand our relationship with Blizzard; to do that, we need to look at a bit of contract law.The new armory prints out date and timestamps for every little move you make in game. Run a heroic, it will show the date and time for every boss you kill. I didn't mind when it printed a date for achievements. But such fine-grained detail being so publicly available is .. invasive of privacy.
Basics of Contract Law
Contrary to popular belief, contracts don't need lawyers, signatures, or even paper. To be binding and enforceable in court, a contract just requires three things: offer, acceptance, and consideration.
- Pro-tip I: Use a lawyer to ensure the contract says what you want it to say.
- Pro-tip II: Write the contract down so everyone knows to what you are agreeing.
- Pro-tip III: Make sure everyone signs the paper so you can prove that the other party agreed to it.
- Pro-tip IV: I am not your lawyer, so don't send anything to me. (See disclaimer below for additional details.)
Acceptance is the point at which the other party agrees to the offer, though it should be noted that instead of accepting, the other party can make a counter offer which then has to be accepted by the other party before a contract has been formed. Now, to accept an offer, you generally have to be a legal adult and of sound mind. Some of you of a devious bent might see "sound mind" and wonder about what happens if you agree to an offer while drunk. For the record, "high as a Georgia pine" is not intoxicated enough to void one's acceptance. Now, our acceptance of Blizzard's terms is done by clicking the "I agree" box after we have scrolled to the bottom of the terms.
The last step in the process is consideration, which is the exchange of money, objects, or even just mutual promises to confirm the agreement. For example, "Will you marry me?" is an offer, "Yes" is the acceptance, and the exchange of the rings and promising "I do" is the consideration. It's important to note that by forming a contract, you are losing control of something that you had, whether it's your money (if you've bought something), your property (if you've sold something), or your time (if you've agreed to mow the yard instead of playing WoW). When we agree to the EULA and TOU, we give up certain rights we might have had otherwise. This is why, when you have a question about your rights regarding World of Warcraft, you should go directly to the EULA/TOU, do not pass Go, do not beg for 200G for [Legal Advice].
So back to Wendy's email: "Such fine-grained detail is .. invasive of privacy." Now, Black's Law Dictionary describes privacy laws as federal or state statutes that "restrict public access to personal information such as tax returns and medical records." Now, you own your tax returns and medical records. Pop quiz: who owns the information posted on WoW Armory? Hint: open in new tabs the links in the last paragraph.
Go on, I'll wait.
Okay, now that you (hopefully) have the EULA open, scroll on down to section four, letter A.
All title, ownership rights and intellectual property rights in and to the Game and all copies thereof (including without limitation any titles,...characters, character names, ... character inventories, ... animations, ... character likenesses...) are owned or licensed by Blizzard.
Now, tab on over to the TOU, and scroll down to section four again.
All rights and title in and to the Service (including without limitation any user accounts, titles, ... characters, character names, ... animations, ... character profile information, ...) are owned by Blizzard or its licensors.
You could even look at the bottom of the Armory website.
The data contained herein is proprietary to Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. You are granted a limited license to make personal use of the information contained herein for non-commercial purposes only.
Got that? Blizzard isn't posting your information on www.wowarmory.com; they are posting their information. And what's more, you agreed that the information is theirs.
Stay tuned for next week when we examine the legal kerfuffle around bans like Ensidia's.
This column is for your entertainment and enlightment only. Information handed out in this column is not to be considered legal advice. If you have real legal questions, please consult a real lawyer.