Caption contest: four wheels of human-powered doom
By Chris Ziegler 
posted May 11th 2010 1:10PM
posted May 11th 2010 1:10PM
Joanna: "Do you really need a helmet on one of those?"
Chris: "Google finally gets around to mapping Bedrock."
Vlad: "My other car is a spymobile."
Ross: "Get your cameras runnin', head out on the highway, lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way"
Sean H.: "You mean I can exercise and survive a Smoke Monster attack? Sweet!"
Darren: "Yeah, GM contacted me about taking this commercial... instead they made the Aztec."
Richard: "See Dr. Zaius, they can be domesticated."
Josh F.: "Dive, dive!"
Thomas: "Earthmullet: party in the front, business in the back."
Tim: "When this periscope's a rockin', don't come a knockin'."
put this on the beach so I can stare at chicks on google maps from home!
@clos1084
Could this be a new era of environmentally friendly child predators?
Such a thought to see this guy on my street gives me the chills... we need Vader
@Kangal
"Meet the new sport of Lightning running. Outrun the lightning storm while pedaling for your life sitting on a metal seat! Cameras capture all the action and broadcast it live! Coming to a death row near you!"
@clos1084
To iPad owners: These are not the cameras you're looking for.
@clos1084
I don't think this is what she had in mind when they said "Mobile Gyno Exam."
@clos1084
I think tron guy just met his match...
@The Yoda Frog
In Soviet Russia, cameras look for you!
@clos1084 Ok guys, they did the funny one liners in the article. We don't need unfunny one liners in the comments.
@Steve2000
At least it's not gay-er then the Segway.
Nyooooooooooooooooow!!
Darren: "Yeah, GM contacted me about taking this commercial... instead they made the Aztec."
UUU ouch
'when godzilla will attack from the tree's.. whos gonna be laughing than'
"I destroyed Lord Vader's drone droid, so he commanded me to go down to earth and do it's job manually, FML"
@Lord Vader
Sometimes you just have to remind them who's in charge!
Uh...General Mcchrystal, this isn't exactly what I meant by, "eyes on the ground".
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT THE LENS CAPS ON?!!"
Google's gone green with a new, emission-free way of mapping the world.
They're tens, but I keep 'em clean.
Chris ran away with this one....
Hey look it's the douche machine.
Even with all those cameras, Dave still can't find a girl who'd date him
here comes a bridge.
He finally was able to create a vehicle that could be powered on his sense of self-satisfaction.
If you hit me at the right speed the cameras will prolong my pain and inevitable death.
Top. Down. Chrome. Spinnin.
@thomasaquinas
Cruisin' down the street in my quadracycle"..jockin' the b*tches..slappin' the hoes..went to the park to get the scoop..knuckleheads out there cold, shootin' some hoops
Here comes the evil Spyder Peddleton, Cory Doctorow's evil nemesis!
Pow-pow-power wheels HD
They see my rollin'; they hatin'.
@TheHoldSteady
Hahaha, epic.
Would fit pretty good in Weird Al's video.
I'm not sure if you can find this in the new LL Bean catalog or in one of those catalogs my Grandma gets that has all the fancy shoe horns and new iterations of the FlowBee.
Let's see if these bastards can do 90!
Humans powering machines? Thanks for starting The Matrix, jerks!
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious sh$%!
@streaker
Doc Brown will be so proud of this!
"Oh! a camera!... Gotta look intense...
God I hope someone doesn't take a picture of me and put me in a caption contest.
"Oh! a camera!... Gotta look intense...
"AT&T's answer to poor reception."
Haters gonna Hate
Why yes, I AM happy to see y... oh wait, you were talking about the pole behind me, weren't you?
I've always wanted to Street View the Tour De France.
Darwin suggested to me that I do this.
You know,Dr.Evil,no one at the Evil Coalition Campaign will ever take you seriously as long as you keep on coming up with crap like this...what the heck is it for anyway?
I'm going to ride around all over the world so that I not only have a complete satellite map of it,but now what I like to call a "street view" of everywhere...Soon,Austin Powers will be dead,and the world will be mine!
They already have that...it's called Google Earth,with Street View.
Silence,Number 2!...I also made one for Mr.Bigglesworth.
Pedal-file Cam.
@genomecop ... as seen mapping Neverland Ranch with a handy Jesus Juice™ dispenser strapped to the back...
Mad Max is now just Mad
76 dumb drones led the big parade.......
Yeah, but can it out run a lion?
James Cameron, eat yer heart out!