If you're anything like us, you'd much rather explore the future wasteland of Metro 2033 and Mars' wartorn settlements in Red Faction: Guerrilla than run around outside under that giant boiling sphere in the sky. It's trying to kill us all, you know, right? Anyway, you'll be glad to hear (like we were) that THQ is making our collective choice to stay inside that much easier by dropping up to 75 percent off of a mess of titles over on its website -- the two aforementioned titles are only $12.50 and $5, respectively.

Perhaps you'd rather shoot feces onto surrounding buildings while wearing "bigass chains?" Saint's Row 2 is also only five bucks! The rest of THQ's stable is similarly on sale in a dramatic way, but the sale only lasts until Monday (and is only for US residents -- sorry!), so we'd suggest getting on that. The full list of 75 percent off titles can be found just beyond the break.
  • Company of Heroes
  • Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts
  • Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor
  • Company of Heroes Gold Edition
  • Frontlines: Fuel of War
  • Full Spectrum Warrior
  • Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers
  • Metro 2033
  • Red Faction
  • Red Faction 2
  • Red Faction: Guerrilla
  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
  • Saints Row 2
  • Supreme Commander
  • Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance
  • Supreme Commander Gold Edition
  • Titan Quest
  • Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
  • Titan Quest Gold Edition
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Winter Assault
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II
  • Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Chaos Rising

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