And you thought nobody was paying attention when you blew out the candles on your birthday cake earlier today. We were watching, little Timmy!

... Okay, so we can't take all of the credit for the new screens and trailer from Square Enix's upcoming spin-off in the Parasite Eve universe, The 3rd Birthday. The new media comes direct from Gamescom 2010 in Germany, but, like, if you want to credit us with making your dreams come true, we're cool with that. In the end, isn't having your wishes fulfilled all that matters?

This article was originally published on Joystiq.