Advertisement

Choose My Adventure: Letters to faction leaders

Robin Torres
Updated ·4 min read

Choose the adventures of the WoW Insider staff as we level our characters in <It came from the Blog> on Zangarmarsh (US-PvE-H).

Spoiler Warning: The above picture links to a video that is nothing but Cataclysm spoilers. Peenk's story after the break is the same. You have been warned.

Last Wednesday, I debuted the Choose My Adventure Live: Cataclysm Beta edition stream at its new time. We will be continuing the 1 p.m. EDT time slot for the foreseeable future. Please join me again this Wednesday and help choose my adventures. At this writing, Robinemia the Forsaken huntress is winning in the polls. If you don't like that choice, vote now!

Recaps and stories are after the break, but first, here's the schedule.

Schedule

  • Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the level 65 tauren druid, will play on Monday at 10 p.m. EDT.

  • Anne Stickney as Annephora, the level 42 troll warrior, will play on Tuesday at 1 a.m. EDT (which is Monday at 11 p.m. Zangarmarsh time).

  • Robin Torres will play whomever wins the polls: Wednesday, 1 p.m. EDT. Note: This will be streamed.

Adventurers who play when they can

  • Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the level 26 blood elf paladin

  • Lisa Poisso as Prupher, the level 11 tauren druid

  • Michael Sacco as Shockbroker, the goblin shaman

  • Christian Belt, as Selfloathius, the level 16 blood elf warlock

  • Robin Torres, as Robinemia, the level 29 Forsaken mage

  • Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the level 17 troll mage

  • Michael Gray as Grayfields, the level 17 tauren hunter

  • Gregg Reece as Sandwichdoc, the level 17 troll shaman



Stories

Gregg Reece as Sandwichdoc, the troll shaman

Shadow Hunter Vol'jin,

I be a little upset dat you be raidin' da Echo Isles to usurpin' Zalazane da traitor and you not be lettin' me go. I was able to be helpin' wit da logistics of da matter by collectin' frogs for Vanira for her voodoo and findin' and recruitin' da druid Zentabra. It would just be nice ta actually be there to face down da traitor and witness us retaking our home, mon. On da bright side, at least I didn't have to deal with dat one buggy encounter that kept evade-bugging ... er ... that was using some nasty voodoo to avoid death ...

Stay away from da voodoo,
Sandwichdoc

Robin Torres as Peenk, the gnome priestess

High Tinker Mekkatorque,

Hurray for the High Tinker! I am so happy to be in your employ and that I did so well on the tasks you set before me ... until the last one. I was particularly happy to eliminate those troublesome troggs that had taken over the cave from the troublesome trolls. But I am so sorry about The Incident.

I am not trying to make excuses, but I have these voices in my head telling me what to do. They scroll by with monkey faces and colored names and say things like, "You're standing in the stream," and, "Heal. HEAL!" Sometimes they're wrong (I was the one shooting the beam) and sometimes they're right (I'm a priestess; duh), but it's all a bit confusing. Not that I want to get rid of them! No! I just need to be better at paying attention.

You probably think I'm mentally imbalanced, don't you? Well, my mental imbalance is forever at your service, O Great Tinker.

Anyway, The Incident was caused by my not paying attention to the minions beating on me while I was shooting the beam so that your gadgets could help you win the fight against that bad guy. Happily, a Spirit Chickie sent me back to my body and allowed me to start the fight anew. I'm not quite sure how that works. I don't think she turned back time, but you seemed to start the battle as if it were new to you. Perhaps I only dreamed The Incident?

Hmmm ...

/crumples up letter

/starts on new paper

High Tinker Mekkatorque,

Hurray for the High Tinker! Let me know if you ever need my services again!

Your humble servant,

Peenk

Robin Torres as Robinemia, the Forsaken huntress

Lady Sylvanas,

I am humbled to be in your presence and I feel something close to thrilled to do your bidding.

Please contact me any time you need me to do even the most menial task. My labor is yours to do with as you like. Particularly killing humans. I am extremely fond of killing humans. Any time you need someone to add to our Forsaken army, I will be even more eager to serve you. My crossbow seems to sing when pointed at humans, and my pet seems to savor the taste of their blood -- as do I.

In fact, if you need me, I'll be creating more corpses to be raised.

Robinemia

%Gallery-89597%

Please join us on Zangarmarsh (US-PvE-H) in <It came from the Blog>. Guild ranks of "Blog Lurker" or above can invite, so /whisper Robiness or any online member. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules -- basically, don't be a funsucker! Visit the guild FAQ for more details.