For all its talk of customized workouts tailored to your personalized goals, the sad truth is that Your Shape: Fitness Evolved really boils down a few standard questions about your age, gender, weight and lifestyle, while the Kinect sensor measures your height and length of your limbs -- there's no real way to gauge your fitness, flexibility or exertion level. (And it never it once suggested that I check my heart rate.) Yet where it struggles the most is in its lack of ability to motivate. With trainers devoid of personality and charm, and with very little in the way of actual personalization, there isn't really much here to get you to put down the controller and get up off your butt.
%Gallery-95784% The visual presentation is very sterile -- there are some random shapes floating here and there, but mostly it's just a kind of depressing geometric wasteland populated by expressionless workout drones. Plus, rather than use your Xbox Live avatar, the game presents an amorphous, vaguely human-shaped ... thing summoned from the depths of the Uncanny Valley as your stand-in. Oh, and it strong-arms you into taking a hopelessly unflattering and likely sweaty photo, that you just have to hope and pray will never inexplicably make its way out into the internet ether. Anyone who is not particularly keen to see all their bits wobble or is remotely mirror or camera shy is no doubt going to find this incredibly off-putting. And it begs the question: Why not allow the user to chose their Avatar or create an aspirational stand-in if the sensor is simply tracking their skeleton?
Speaking of the Kinect sensor, it'll have no part of yoga pants or sweats (or anything that doesn't cling to your form for dear life), so spandex or shorts are a must if you want to be in rhythm (which is basically the whole point of the game).
Ultimately, despite the drawbacks and disappointments (oh that amorphous blob-thing!) I did get a decent workout -- the problem is, I had to work so hard for it. Your Shape Fitness Evolved won't replace your gym membership or motivate those who aren't already fitness-inclined, but for those looking to mix up their current routine or supplement their workout regimen, it may do the trick. Still, with all the other fitness games out there vying to be the fittest fit for your wallet, the franchise had better hurry up and evolve again.
This review is based on the 360 retail version of Your Shape: Fitness Evolved provided by Microsoft and Ubisoft. Rachel Shatto is a life-long avid gamer and managing editor of Curve Magazine. When she's not killing typos or polygonal baddies, she's hosting the semi-regular, horror themed Zombie Grrlz Podcast.
- Key specs
- Game format Optical disc, Downloadable
- Online features Multiplayer, Voice chat, Video chat, Store, Browser
- Drive capacity 500 GB
- Controller type Wired, Wireless
- Motion controls Camera / optical
- Video outputs HDMI
- Released 2013-11-22