"Mmmhmm," the blood elf agreed. Lolegolas sat on a barstool using an oiled rag to clean the chamber of his massive gun. The weapon was incredibly masculine, covered in duct tape and saw blades.
"We need to talk," Throgg said, sitting down next to his friend. He rested a massive hand on the elf's shoulders. "The Crossfire Carbine ... it's not what you think it is. There's something you should know."
Lolegolas cocked an eyebrow at the orc, tilting his head slightly to the side. "It's an immense DPS increase, is what it is. What's to know about that?"
"It's not for hunters," Throgg commiserated. "It has a lot of strength. It's only a hunter weapon in the sense that it's a 'hunter weapon,' you know?"
"Oh, dear," Lolegolas responded, massaging his temples. "Here we go again."
- Binds when equipped
- Type: Gun
- Damage: 1,309 - 2,432 (623.3 damage per second)
- Speed: 3.00
- Strength: 107
- Stamina: 161
- Equip: Increases your expertise rating by 72
- Equip: Increases your mastery rating by 72
How do you get rid of it: You can sell this fine piece of machinery for 25 gold, 26 silver, and 25 copper.
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