We really feel sorry for all the suckers who decided to get involved with us in this year's Oscars prediction pool. While it's true we haven't seen many (see: more than two) films during this past year, nor are we familiar with who is actually nominated for what, we feel like we have our finger on the pulse of the industry of celluloid and stars. (Which is what we call the film industry. You'd know that, if you were closer friends with us.)

Anyways, by the time this edition of the Japanese hardware sales goes up, the winners should be revealed -- you'll just have to trust that we made these totally dead-on predictions long, long before the accolades were distributed:
  • Actor in a Leading Role: Nicolas Cage in Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Actor in a Supporting Role: Nicolas Cage in Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Actress in a Leading Role: Amber Heard in Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Actress in a Supporting Role: Nicolas Cage in Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Animated Feature Film: Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Art Direction: Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Cinematography: Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Documentary Feature: The Making of Drive Angry: Shot in 3D
  • Foreign Language Film: Lecteur de Tir: En 3D en Colère
  • Music (Original Song): "Bat Out of Hell (Drive Angry: Shot in 3D Remix)" by Meatloaf
  • Best Picture: Toy Story 3

- PSP: 63,330 [DOWN] 43,563 (40.75%)
- PS3: 25,242 [DOWN] 1,524 (5.69%)
- Wii: 12,221 [DOWN] 2,807 (18.68%)
- DSi LL: 10,037 [DOWN] 2,032 (16.84%)
- DSi: 8,022 [DOWN] 2,017 (20.09%)
- PSP Go: 2,487 [UP] 2,380 (2224.30%) [Ed. Note: Holy crap!]
- Xbox 360: 2,183 [UP] 65 (3.07%)
- PS2: 1,863 [UP] 198 (11.89%)
- DS Lite: 973 [DOWN] 30 (2.99%)

Read: Archived in 3D

This article was originally published on Joystiq.