Lego Pirates trailer is all violent mermaids, slapstick

We get it: You're stuck in the cold sea all of the time, watching us bipeds strut around our streets, all dry and comfy in our best walking jeans. Of course you'd have contempt for us, but this is Lego Pirates of the Caribbean here, not Murdermaids: The Bloodening.

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