They said you were a joke. They said you'd never be a somebody. They said your love of latex and highly volatile, unstable objects would be your downfall. Yeah, well who's laughing now? You've just made a life-size balloon sculpture of Master Chief and now he's your best friend ever.

Oh, and who just walked in? Why, it's Mario Mario, ready to participate in the best three-way of your entire life.

[Thanks, Paul]

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