"Oh no, Lordanon, I'd really rather not. It's not such a great story and --"
"Nonsense! A weapon like that, the quest to procure it must have been epic! Did you plunge a dagger between the scales of a frost dragon?"
"Oh, well, then surely you must have artfully plucked it from the lair of a sleeping golem."
"Nah, it's just --"
"Perhaps a duel with a villainous wizard who threatened your vil--"
"Look, I downloaded it, OK?! It's from the Dragon Age 2 Warrior Pack II DLC that just came out today. It was $3. I could have downloaded the All-Class Pack II for $5, but I'm not a mage or rogue, so I didn't. I bought it on 360, but I assume it'll be on PC and PSN today too. Is that enough for you? Are you sated now? ... Whatever, I'm going to bed."
"... Yes, Lordanon?"
"Why does your bedroll read L.L. Bean? Is that the elf who wove it?"
"Go to sleep, Lordanon."
- Key specs
- Game format Optical disc, Downloadable
- Online features Multiplayer, Voice chat, Video chat, Store, Browser
- Drive capacity 250 GB
- Controller type Wired, Wireless
- Motion controls Accelerometer, Gyroscopic
- Video outputs HDMI (v1.3), RCA / composite
- Released 2012-09-25
Microsoft Xbox One