In that spirit, we put our inebriated minds together to come up with a list of the worst things someone could shout over your shoulder as you were trying to use Siri. This is where we always wish we had in-house artists. We don't, so just imagine the cartoons that go along with them. Perhaps the Oatmeal will help us?
They are (in no particular order):
- "MESSAGE MY WIFE YOU'RE DUMPED"
- "PLAY JUSTIN BIEBER"
- "SEND CONTACT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MY WIFE"
- "TELL MOM I'LL BE THERE IN TEN MINUTES"
- "TEXT ALL CONTACTS AND SAY THE STD TESTS WERE POSITIVE"
- "TELL MY BOSS THAT I QUIT"
- "MOVE MY 3PM MEETING TO 3AM"
- "DELETE ALL CONTACTS!"
- "OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS"
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