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The news of yet another inane potential video-game movie-rights deal has fired the creativity spark-plugs in our brain engines, revving our imaginations all the way to the red line. Or something. Anyway, we've come up with another brilliant game-to-film adaptation for Hollywood, since they seem fairly inept at the task, and because that's how things work around here.

In a world, ravaged by nuclear war ...
In a time, immeasurable and distant ...
One man, must embark on the journey of a lifetime, confronting ancient forces of LIFE ...
... DECAY ...
... and INSANITY.

PRIMAL RAGE. SUMMER 2013.

"WELCOME TO URTH."


- 3DS: 58,504 [DOWN] 11,655 (16.61%)
- PS3: 30,362 [DOWN] 9,090 (23.04%)
- PSP: 25,401 [DOWN] 3,132 (10.98%)
- Wii: 10,301 [DOWN] 3,733 (26.60%)
- Xbox 360: 2,411 [DOWN] 1,486 (38.13%)
- DSi LL: 2,382 [DOWN] 609 (20.36%)
- DSi: 1,679 [DOWN] 672 (28.58%)
- PS2: 1,351 [DOWN] 166 (10.94%)
- DS Lite: 52 [DOWN] 34 (39.53%)
- PSP Go: 14 [DOWN] 1 (6.67%)

This article was originally published on Joystiq.