EA files trademark application for 'Prison Kings'

EA has filed two trademark applications for "Prison Kings," one filing for an "online computer game" and the other for "downloadable computer-game software." This can mean only one of two things: EA holds stock in the American prison system and is building a new game based on the hard-knock life of incarcerated thugs, thereby glorifying the prison lifestyle and creating a new generation of career inmates, securing its investment for decades. Or, "Prison Kings" will be a pretty lame Facebook game. These are the only options.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.