"Oh, I'm so glad to hear it. There's just one other ... small thing. Teensy really."
"Well, I'm legally required to tell you the home ... is constructed on a Tabula Rasa burial ground."
"No, no, it's true. The Neph, the Bane, the AFS, all jammed under the floorboards. They're hermetically sealed, but still ... pretty grim."
"How could --"
"Now, on the plus side. That lamp over there? He stole it from the International Space Station."
"So you're saying I have to live over the remains of an entire MMO, NPCorpses stacked on top of each other like cordwood, but on the bright side -- space lamp?"
"... So, maybe ... $3.9 million? You think?"
"We'll ... we'll get back to you."