"You've received word?" Lolegolas asked. "How? We've been together this entire trip, and I've not seen any sparrows or postmen drop by. What, did you get special psychic word or something?"
"Why are you guys so full of questions all at once?" Miranda said with a huff. "You'll go kill 20 tuskboar or hellcats or whatever for a few silver. Me, I give you the opportunity to stop the very fabric of reality from unraveling, and you want to argue about everything."
"Just want to know," Throgg said slowly, in a peace-making tone, "how you know all these things." He did a good job of keeping his words and speech neutral. Fearful husbands across the world know exactly that tone.
Miranda ran a hand through her hair before answering. "I have insight. That's all. I understand the system the Titans used to build things, the pattern between events, the patterns that just keep happening. It's nothing logical, it's just ... instinct. That's the best explanation I have."
"Like how elf knows what clothes look good together," Throgg said.
"Hey!" Lolegolas barked. "Isn't it pick-on-the-orc time about now?"
"Speaking of that," Miranda said slowly. "Is that a new weapon?"
Throgg hefted the huge shaft above his head. "Experimental Specimen Slicer."
"What made you decide to use that for this trip?" Miranda asked. Lolegolas groaned weakly at the question.
"We don't know why Abercrombie go here," Throgg answered. "I figured we'd axe him about it."
Experimental Specimen Slicer
How to get it
Type Two-handed axe
Damage A lot (2,557-3,837 damage, speed 3.60: 888.2 DPS)
Socket 1 red
Socket bonus 10 strength
Equip Increases your critical strike rating by 319
Equip Increases your mastery rating by 306
Kill Yor'sahj the Unsleeping
. Your skill at doing so will rely mostly on your ability to discern colors in a dark room, your love of Skittles candies, and your ability to spam AoE abilities quickly.
How to get rid of it
Become a panda. Seriously, if you're an axe-man or axe-woman, you'll be rocking this puppy until Mists of Pandaria
. (The heroic version is better, of course.) At that point, you can vendor it for 47 gold, 40 silver, and 65 copper.
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