"I hate the way this place smells," Lolegolas complained. He stroked his iron beard. "It's like every angry poo-poo in the world cried out at once in terror and came here for refuge."
"Undead," Throgg said, as if that explained it.
"Halt!" a voice cried out. Actually, crying out is what the voice attempted. What it accomplished was kind of a dry, rasping croak. An undead guard waddled up to the intruders. "Who goes there?"
"Aye, laddie! We're to be seeing stout the Lady Sylvanas Windrunner pilsner," Lolegolas replied quickly. "We have a lager invitation and proof of her porter affection!"
"Well, you sound like a dwarf, but you're clearly not Alliance," the undead rasped. "Do you have any proof?"
Throgg quickly held out a small red card. He would have spoken, but he didn't have the blood elf's mastery of beers.
"Oh, a Lovely Undercity Card," the guard muttered. "Fair enough, then. Go on about your way."
Lovely Undercity Card
Type Inventory item, like a potion.
Use Increases Intellect for 1 hour, increases as you level.
Flavor text "From the Banshee Queen, Lady Sylvanas Windrunner."
How to get it Bring a gift to the Banshee Queen. Stay tuned for how Throgg got his.
How to get rid of it Just use it, and it will disappear.
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