I'm not calling anyone a liar, but there's a pretty good way to tell if something is being written by the Massively staff. If an article shows up on the front page, yeah, one of us wrote that. If the article is supposedly a rough draft that got posted to a message board, well, odds are low
. Especially if that draft is a barely disguised rant. We have a column for rants, it's called The Soapbox
, and those aren't disguised in the slightest. Educational!
This feature sometimes serves as a thinly disguised rant in the intro, but mostly it's just good old-fashioned WRUP
. Like mom used to make, if mom used to serve up rundowns of what the Massively staff will be doing over the weekend. Even if your mother just served you normal stuff, though, feel free to check out our plans past the break and let us know what you'll be up to in the comments.