Trion devs couldn't resist a little tongue-in-cheek reference
to the RPG trope, although they slightly subverted it by putting this kill 10 rats quest in the high-level zone of Seratos. Plus, the "rats" in question are gigantic elite crypt rats that require you to activate ancient high-tech rat traps to bring them down to size. Darn crypt rats, always fouling up my pristine crypts with their filth and their plague.
2. Fallen Earth
I remember barking a laugh when I came across the "Rats in the Refuse
" quest and saw the "kill 10 rats" counter pop up on my quest tracker.
"Hey, I don't suppose you'd be willing to help me out a little?" the world's laziest farmer asks in the quest text. "These big rats done moved into the refuse heap. I wouldn't worry about it much, but they've started nibblin' on the crops too. I tried scarin' 'em off, but they just hiss at me."
Farming. It's harder than going "shoo!" Just ask Shawn.
3. Kingdom of Loathing
Early on in your Kingdom of Loathing
career, you're sent to help a barkeeper clear out some vermin in his cellar
. This being the snarkiest game on the planet, there is little chance that the experience will be straightforward. You stumble in the dark, fighting drunken rats and the occasional rat king, until you find and turn off the rat faucet. Who left that on, anyway?
4. Star Wars: The Old Republic
Yup, even a galaxy far, far away has rat problems, although it's not so bad as in Azeroth and Norrath. The quest "Vacation's Over
" challenges players to kill womp rats for their awesome skulls, which makes me think of what type of people are totally OK with killing things for their skulls and why they're not going, "Ew! No!" to strangers who ask them to do that.
5. Lord of the Rings Online
What I liked about this "Kill Ten Rats
" quest is that it actually fits in very well with the game's storyline. When it pops up, you've been taken prisoner by Uruk-hai and forced to do a series of menial, degrading tasks in an underground complex. Trust me, by the time you're doing that rat stomping, it'll seem like bliss compared to the other chores.
6. EverQuest II
Actually, is it more insulting to have to kill rats at higher levels than when you're a newbie? I mean, you've saved the world a thousand times over, and yet these pompous, arrogant NPCs see nothing wrong with making you squish Rizzo and his entire family. Anyway, EQII
players are not exempt from the fun
, although they do get a giddy thrill of taking out a "commanding vermin." Whatever that is.
gets my grudging respect by taking something as mundane as a rat slaughterfest and turning it into a creative quest chain. In the "Ratcatchers
" quests, you'll unleash a cat to kill rats (which is how it should be, really), kill rats while stealthing about, make rat poison, kill a king rat, smoke rats out, and eventually Pied Piper those suckers right off a dock. Awesome.
8. Allods Online
I'm a big fan of the quest dialogue for "Rats in the Warehouse." The best part is when you finish it, collect your frayed bandage (ooh!), and are told, "Thank you! That's civilian mobilization for you. Nobody slacking; everyone fighting the rats. That's the only way a great country can be made!"
Darn tootin', that's how you make great countries. I have it on good authority that Canada was founded after a weekend of enthusiastic rat slaying.
9. Asheron's Call 2
What do you do when you find a rat smasher charm
on the corpse of a fallen foe? Why, you seize your destiny and go on a killing spree, of course! And so, the legend of the mighty soldier who chopped, bashed, sliced, burned, and minced a small army of critters 1/100th his size begins. This quest is so fun that you get to kill 10 rats twice
10. Runes of Magic
So "Ferocious Giant Sewer Rats
" are breeding out of control, eh? And your solution is to, what? Stand around hoping that a desperate adventurer would just wander by, then pay him or her a pittance to kill a handful of them? Uh huh. Considering that your problem here is procreation, I would think that flushing the sewers with a cold shower would be more effective. But hey, what do I know. It's not as if I've killed 10 rats before.
Justin "Syp" Olivetti enjoys counting up to ten, a feat that he considers the apex of his career. If you'd like to learn how to count as well, check out The Perfect Ten. You can contact him via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or through his gaming blog, Bio Break.