2B or not 2B: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler to spend $100
On a budget device, not technically a sphere,
But more reminiscent of a monster truck;
With two giant knobby wheels on either side
Of an oblong polycarbonate body in black or white.
O 'tis capable of traveling at up to 14 feet;
Controlled by an iPhone or Android device
Up inclines and o'er bumpy terrain
But lo, it will not be available until the fall:
Ay, there's the rub.