This mismatch of childish innocence and adult depravity is what the South Park television show has always been about, and Stick of Truth conveys it wonderfully. It's childish and playful, yet wholly inappropriate and vulgar. This is an RPG where "Jew" exists alongside the usual Fighter, Thief and Mage classes. At one point, underwear-stealing gnomes magically shrink you down and battle you underneath your parents as they have raucous sex. Every so often, you have to dodge your father's swinging scrotum.
Some of the humor will be lost, however, if you're not an avid fan of South Park. And I mean avid fan. If you happened to miss the episode "Woodland Critter Christmas," the joke of Christmas music playing during abortion scenes will leave you scratching your head. If you've never heard of ManBearPig, Al Gore's entire quest line becomes nonsensical gibberish.
Even if you can appreciate the jokes, quests where you go here, kill this, go there, collect that are common, and they aren't dressed up as anything more than the simple chores that they are. A quest for the children's school counselor, Mr. Mackey, is literally taking a piece of junk to his storage locker for him. It's not exciting or interesting, and if you weren't aware that Mackey has a hoarding problem, it's not even funny. Without reference-based humor to power them, Stick of Truth's quests reveal themselves to be uninspired and tedious.
To its credit, Stick of Truth
references some of the most popular episodes of the series, but if you're looking for a solid RPG first and a South Park game second, this isn't it.
Combat is turn-based and is perhaps best described as RPG Lite – weapons and armor aren't restricted by class, so what you pick at the beginning of the game has little effect on how you approach hostile situations. On Normal difficulty, most fights can be powered through with brute force.
Your chosen class grants you unique abilities – as a Thief, I could stab enemies in the back to induce bleeding and cause damage over time. As a Jew, I could use my Sling of David – AKA a stone placed into a sock – to attack any enemy, even those hiding behind beefier comrades. Your allies also have special abilities. My personal favorite belongs to Butters, the mild-mannered weakling, who can transform into his beefy, villainous alter-ego, Professor Chaos (specifically, the anime version that appeared in "Good Times with Weapons
Basic attacks come in standard, heavy and magical varieties. Basic attacks are good for hitting enemies without armor and taking down shields, heavy attacks break through armor, and – since the children don't actually possess spells – using a "magic" attack is you farting on someone. It's an extremely basic rock-paper-scissors system that never gets very complex, leaving offense feeling routine and repetitive.
When it's your turn to defend, things get slightly more interesting. Pressing a button at the right time allows you to partially deflect enemy attacks, many of which can be devastating if you fail. You have to watch and pay attention, which adds some excitement, especially since enemy attacks are entertaining in their own right. Wild dogs hump your face, Al Gore gives a slideshow presentation on global warming, and hallway monitors berate you for not having a hall pass.
Should you find yourself backed into a corner, you can also summon certain characters that are able to obliterate entire groups of enemies in one hit. Six hours into the game, Jesus Christ was not only my character's friend on Facebook, but I could call him into battle as well. When summoned, Jesus swoops down from the heavens and sprays enemies with machine gun fire before sliding on some sweet sunglasses and flying off into the sunset. Like the rest of Stick of Truth
, it's all a little silly.
If you're feeling particularly sadistic, you can summon Mr. Slave, a character known for his love of BDSM and shoving things up his rectum. And wouldn't you know it, true to his character, Mr. Slave attacks enemies by squeezing them right up the yin-yang, knocking them out and frightening the rest of the enemies away. Summoned characters exist to be as extreme as possible, both in terms of power and entertainment.
Elements like that are important, because as rote as combat can be, it's still funny. Even though I found no reason not
to use Professor Chaos in almost every battle, I always enjoyed watching him stomp his way onto the battlefield. It's adorable, but again, if you don't get that joke, it's not going to be as charming.
How you'll feel about South Park: The Stick of Truth
comes down to how you prefer the peanut butter to chocolate ratio in this weird little flavor mash-up. To get the most out of it, you have to buy into its world; you have to play pretend. More than that, you're going to want to know the kids you're playing with. If you're well-versed in South Park history and can imagine cookies as a "health potion," you're off to a good start. If you can also forgive the repetitive nature of combat and some uninspired quests, it's worth taking up arms – or dildos – for The Stick of Truth
's hilarious, disgusting adventure.
This review is based on a Steam download of South Park: The Stick of Truth, provided by Ubisoft. Images: Ubisoft.
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