WRUP: Censored in Europe

Much like South Park: The Stick of Truth, this post has been censored in Europe. It contains lewd acts, vulgar language and other stuff that just isn't appropriate for anyone but dirty birds. Whoops, turns out we can't do regional posts, so this is now censored for everyone. Sorry, all.

What's everyone playing this weekend?

• Alexander Sliwinski (@Sliwinski, Twitch): Diablo 3 Loot 2.0.and preparing for TIE TIE FAWWWWWWWW!

• Anthony John Agnello (@AJohnAgnello): I'll be snacking on heaping spoonfuls of Yoshi's New Island and SWOOPing my way around Thief some more on PlayStation 4. As Susan and Alexander know, I am very, very good at Thief.

• Danny Cowan (@db_cowan, Twitch): Not Magus. Please, no more Magus.

• Earnest Cavalli (@Ecavalli, Twitch): At the risk of growing cliché, I'll be playing Dead Rising 3. Last weekend I collected all of the Frank West statues and blueprints, now I just have to finish my Nightmare Mode speedrun. What can I say? I'm big on apocalyptic empowerment scenarios.

• Jess Conditt (@JessConditt, Twitch): [...]

• Ludwig Kietzmann (@LudwigK, Twitch): [...]

• Mike Suszek (@MikeSuszek, Twitch): With baseball season around the corner, I think I'm going to play a little MLB 13: The Show this weekend.

• Richard Mitchell (@TheRichardM, Twitch): Learning how to actually make games with Game Maker. I've been plowing through tutorials and having a lot of fun! I have this great idea for a game where you explore caves, kills spiders with rocks and try not to piss off shopkeepers. I think it's really going to take the world by storm.

• Sinan Kubba (@SinanKubba, Twitch): [...]

• Sam Prell (@SamPrell, Twitch): I really want to pick up Thief, but I'm also hesitant. So we'll see about that. If nothing else, talking with Jess on the podcast reminded me I have Wolf Among Us and Walking Dead to catch up on.

• Susan Arendt (@SusanArendt, Twitch): Lighting Returns, Another Case Solved, something with an egg-chucking dinosaur, and Out There, a really fun iPad game that's kind of like Oregon Trail in spaaaaaaaace. ... Holy wow, I forgot Walking Dead is out!!!

• Thomas Schulenberg (@T_Schulenberg, Twitch): I'll be visiting friends, so I foresee a lot of time being dumped into Super Mario 3D World and Nintendoland. We'll also collectively start up South Park: The Stick of Truth, because we're all eager to spend a dozen hours in that quiet, little, white-bred, redneck mountain town. (Look, Sam! I made a movie reference!)

• Xav de Matos (@Xav, Twitch): I haven't returned to Diablo 3, but now seems like the perfect time with Loot 2.0 out in the wild! I also may look into the world of Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare and attempt to survive in Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition.