Will all the reports of Apple's still unconfirmed purchase of Beats for a reported $3.2 billion the folks over at Funny or Die got to thinking. What exactly is Tim Cook going to buy next. After all if the deal ends up being true it would be the largest acquisition in Apple history. Funny or Die reached out to an imaginary version of Apple to get the scoop on where their money is going in the future. The answers are hysterical.

Apple Announces Beats Acquisition from Funny Or Die

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