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Flashpoint (Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2009 9:39AM

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The trick is to put it on the person in a manner which they wouldn't remove it. Tracking devices should be implanted into the fat of the ass.

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416Hammy (Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2009 9:46AM

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So you're having trouble keeping track of your fat-assed girlfriend?

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