Mashing the "add comment" button makes baby Jesus cry.

That's aural sir, not oral. Please take the rapper out of your mouth.

Music is the sexy.

I contracted the T-Virus in college.

I will eat it, for I am poor.

That would make the ladies finally love me.

I'm glad you've never had to explain to any "lesser beings" why exactly your state-of-the-art phone is incapable of receiving pictures they took with their "out of date" phones. Just because there's a better way of doing something doesn't mean you abandon every OTHER way.

No, but it'll run up your energy bill.

I don't know about you, but the ability to survive an occasional plunge into a toilet or an across-the-room hurling by a vengeful ex is pretty much a requirement of my consumer electronics. Kudos to the Russians; someone should bring them on board for quality control.

Is this all it would have taken to finish the SNES-CD, Nintendo and Sony? To make your cases out of Legos? Harmony is a shiny blue brick.