Vivo la Revolución! Energía a la gente et abajo con la máquina corporativa!

Zune Tattoo Guy is wallowing in his own crapulence now after a 48-hour binging on Zune 2's, Zune Nanos and the like. He double-stick taped 100's of them to his nude body after maxing out his credit cards and walked around his mom's basement. He's now deep in a post-coital slumber, dreaming of one day undergoing Zune-reassignment surgery. Welcome to the 2ocial, Zune guy.

Zune Guy is gonna first bust a nut at this announcement and then completely freak out if they change the logo or any of their marketing phrases to something like "Welcome To The 2ocial". Get out the laser!!!

"The distant future, the distant future..."

Holy crap, I had one of those Armtrons when I was a kid! Awesome-O!

Lawyer: “Sue who? Me?”

Sol: “Sue you... sue everybody!”

Lawyer: “Wait, you want to sue me?”

Sol: “Yes. For punitive damages.”

PS3 = pwned

The executioner scene was pretty sweet.

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health!
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beers!
He loves German beer!

Where's the Red Turtle Shell launchers?

Is Guitar Hero 3 only going to be on PS3 and XB360? I sure hope not. I'm not impressed with either of them. I'll stick with my "old skool" PS2.