You can't put back what's not there. You can guess but at best all that's it's gonna be is an (semi-educated) guess

I have an upscaling DVD player, swapped for my fubar'd old SD DVD so it probably isn't the best but still when I play a DVD it looks like a DVD.

That is the left hand version. Remember typing is only your secondary use of hands when "high fiveing"

I'd make the next version of windows a linux distribution.

"threatening the sanctity (and sperm-free-ness) of your entire gadget-based lifestyle"

What even after a good fapping session to the porn on said gadgets?

Singularity: Windows + so much bloat it starts attracting more bloat at an exponential rate until your hard disk collapses in on itself and then destroys the planet. Thanks a lot microsoft, way to go to kill us all.

There's a hugely extensive testing of skulltrail on Toms Hardware they found the memory just bottlenecked the whole system so badly it wasn't worth the extra money; A single dual/quad-core is faster at most desktop applications especially games.

I'd have the screen showing my corpse, but instead of a live feed have a proximity activated video that shows me "waking up" and trying to break out zombie style!! Maybe even add in an animatronic hand to burst out of the ground.

Suggest a Headline Change: PS3 Petaflop Boost, proves no-one's playing games.

No doubt the PS3 is an impressive bit of hardware, but if it was the ultimate games machine don't you think people would be playing games on it?
It'd be impressive if f@h was a background task that only ran during games. This really just shows how many sony fanbois are willing to rack up their power bill just to "prove" the PS3 is best.

Never mind the Asians they've got enough bandwidth already why can't google hook up New Zealand (and Australia, I spose) with some lovely much needed bandwidth.

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