Do I want this, or do I want that Oscar Mike T-Shirt....mmm....

I'm going to have to go for the Oscar Mike T-Shirt, if only because I refuse to admit that I've never heard of Infantile Spasms before.

Really? It's ruining your enjoyment? Don't let them get close enough to use those akimbo shottys. Problem solved. I realize that the 67 shotty has a longer range, but it is still within what I like to call the "if someone sees you before you see them, you are screwed" range. Do you think you'd stand a better chance if they had a P90?

I hope they don't apply this technology to Gundam games. They have enough trouble creating games for the franchise in 2D.

Shutter lenses are far superior. Polarizing lenses cause inaccurate colors, which makes the 3D experience worthless in my opinion.

The speeding ticket approach doesn't work because it's impossible to actually verify which person on the end of a connection did the actual pirating. Do you ticket the owner of the line? What if it is a public library or a school? Even if you ticket the owner, how can you prove (and we're talking about a criminal case here, not a lawsuit with a fairly low burden of proof) that any actual infringement took place, and if so, that the person accused is the culprit? Then there is the issue of so many people doing it that it is impossible to ticket them all, which is an insurmountable problem.

I don't have a better solution, but tickets for every act of infringement isn't the way to go (especially if it would lead to disconnection).

Great article as always. LGJ has become one of my favorite recurring segments.

New game or no sale.

When Duke Nukem met Demo Dick:

Dick: I'm the baddest mother fucker in town.
Duke: I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
Dick: You better not test me bitch or I'll rip your fucking heart out.
Duke: Balllllllllsssssss of steeeeeeeeel
Dick: What the fuck? Don't fuck with me.
Duke: I've got Ballllllllllllsssssssss of steeeeeeeeeel
Dick: Hey fuckface, I'm going to tear your steel balls off
Duke: Ballllllllllllls of Steel
Dick: Seriously! Fucking stop it asshole!
Duke: Balls of...
Dick: FUCKING KNOCK IT
Duke: Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Dick: That's it. Fuck this. I don't have to put up with this shi-
Duke: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Dick: Ok, ok, you win, ok, fuck, my game fucking sucks, ok? You happy?
Duke: .....balls of steel
Dick: ARGHHHHHHHHH *BANG* X_X
Duke: Huh...he blew it out his ass.

(I apologize for the preceding non-sequitur, and I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming)

I look at this mans glorious dirty santa beard, and then down at my own five o'clock shadow, and I get a little bit jealous. One day...one day...

I've just had a vision of Fumito Ueda coming out of Sony's birth canal, holding Ico and Shadow of the Colossus.


I need a shower after this, but thank you Sony.

Yep....that'll do it..