Ok, now that THE ESTABLISHMENT crowd is done sniffing they're own farts over how totally awesomely perfectly god-like GT5 is forever and ever no matter what, can we please band together and help Forza 3 defeat NFS: Shift in sales?

I don't see what any of this has to do with Groundskeeper Willie...

Spoiler Alert! RAGE is actually a space alien... and your father.

And you're jealous, aren't you, JACK?!

"You'd have to buy duplicate games"

They won't let you register a game twice, I tried with my two copies of New SMB. Didn't work.

I bet the ending will be ambiguous and confusing, and I wouldn't want it any other way. The Island is meant to remain a mystery, that eternal mirage on the horizon.

Wow, just went through 3 Joystiq pages of Dead Space Girl hilarity in the last half our. I'm glad I didn't visit the site all day today while at work, can't stop laughing! In a single day DSG's brilliant visage has transformed Joystiq into meme-heavy Destructoid's evil twin... Joytoid?

Anyways, I'm saddened to announce I'm retiring. Dead Space Girl's entertainment value puts me to shame, so she will be taking over for me as movie trailer dramaticist. Ahem:

"In A AAAAGGGHHHH! gone AAAAGHHHH! one man will AAAAGGGHHH! to fight for survival. But this AAAAAGGGGHHH it's personal!"

Well, DSG, we had a good ride... but I'm afraid the dawn is coming... I wonder... will you still be here when I wake???

It was my understanding the PS3 is and always has been the lead platform for this game, I doubt the developers were intending to port it and are simply being pressured to do so by their publisher. Hence, the waffling.

"I don't know what would make you" ... other than a gun to your head.

The podcast is nothing but blank audio. Today, the 21st, I redownloaded the direct MP3 link, tried it in iTunes, and used google reader. Nothing works. All other podcasts work fine on all the above methods, including those released after episode 99.5 link was "fixed". It's still not working.