I don't use WASD either, I use SDFG (up down left right respectively). This frees up all the adjacent keys, and is probably why I consistently place top 3 in WoW arena brackets :) It's also hilarious to see anyone else try to figure out my setup, since I use these keys for any game that requires movement. Fuck WASD in the ear; who came up with that?

That's right, I forgot, you can do so much better.

Quitting my day job if I win so I can look at it all day.

Yes! Finally, the long-awaited warlock buff!

... what? What do you mean they're not the sa--OH COME ON

If it were a real 3D modeler from Blizzard, they would only be able to speak in short monosyllabic bursts while flailing their arms at a keyboard. You've seen the game, right?

Something better than getting 2-shot by ret pallies and rogues (when you have Soul Link and 22k HP) would be nice.

Wow. Fable 2 would be my number one disappointing game of the year, not the best. I can't believe it even made it into your top 10. I liked the first one and had nothing but high hopes for the sequel, and was let down at every turn. Good visuals couldn't make up for an immeausurably flawed game, nor could humorous dialogue convince me I had fun even once throughout the whole experience. I'll just say it - I hated Fable 2, and consider the franchise dead. It scarred even my fond memories of the first - even though it was an almost exact copy.

I have to ask, what is wrong with you?

No need to hate on warlocks since they got nerfed. Their incinerates at 80 crit for less than they did in patch 2.4. I can say this with confidence, since my mage can easily win a 1-on-1 with a lock these days. I'm more scared of other mages!

"strictly-PvE carebears"

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Just kidding, I just wanted you to think there was going to be another dumb comment about that.

No, I didn't actually just contribute anything beneficial at all.

Zach: I'm pretty sure Care Bears was a children's cartoon in which adorable stuffed animals shot rainbows out of hearts affixed to their stomachs. I don't really want to be lumped into that category, but didn't find the term off-putting in your article's context, either. To each their own, I suppose!