It's eerie how the eyes track the student... and the look of abject terror in its eyes. It's so lifelike! This is *exactly* why I went into dentistry!

Gee, thanks Mr. Scientist!! ...So if I don't think in ways that the arm expects me to, it'll spill scalding hot coffee in my crotch? Why YES, that'll be adequate incentive for me to think in ways the arm will recognize!

("Ooh.. cute girl...")

*robot performs "tune-in tokyo" motion*

Please put the business card

...or it gets the hose again.

White Out [tm] ?

I eagerly await "Will It Bake?" with our host, Mike.

Past of what Rachel Ray so emminantly watchable (besides betting on when her Xanax will wear off) is the repeated use of phrases "YUM-O", "EVOO", and "Sammies." Perhaps if you'd work a zany drug dependency or cutesy phrases into your "Will It Bake" video, we'll flock to you in droves.

The smell of melting plastic from your iPhone at 425'F for 20 minutes should work just as well as any pill from Rachel's medicine cabinet.

As much it reminded me of Box from Logan's Run, the molded white plastic and carved hairstyle reminds of the robot women in a Dr. Who episode of the "Bad Wolf" conclusion. They were parodying the two women on BBC that tell you how crappy your style looks.

I'm sure TPR-Robina will greet me in a much better way, telling me how fashionable I look, just before she plucks the eyes from my head and uses my head as a bowling ball for the amusement of all the industrial robots.

"SIR! Airman Foreman reporting, SIR!

When attempting to prepare my BATMAN UAS for flight, the rubber band broke during winding. Where do I get a replacement rubber band, Sir?"

"Welcome to Westworld... will you be hunting Pleos today?"

Can I get a garage-sized PowerMat and an electric car?

You'd blow up my dessert with nuclear bombs? Here's a trick for remembering desert vs dessert, "which do you want more of?" That extra "s" in dessert denotes yumminess.

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I'd much rather this rage be devoted towards worms and spam under Windows. Hackers and IDS folks get all worked up over a yet-unseen worm under OS X, yet are ho-hum about 4 billion Nigerian email scams, Viagra ads, Cialis ads, and the 12 Windows viruses released just today.