It's "throw" not "through." How in the world can you spell "Bolshevik" and not "throw?"

Engadget! You oppress me. I hate it. But, in a strange way, I can't help but keep coming back for more. More news, more gadget stories, more Engadget! I love you Engadget, even if you do keep me glued to my chair just waiting for an update. The only thing I hope, is that I won't fall asleep at my desk and end up with "Swingline" imprinted on my forehead. Now, if only I could find those TPS reports...

Dangit, Engadget, I swear. This is the thirteenth round and I haven't seen anything from you guys. What's going on? I thought we were friends. Friends get friends free stuff. What gives? I'd give you free stuff if you asked for it. I've asked plenty of times and haven't seen anything! You're a horrible friend, Engadget. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes. Seriously, my freaking toes. Scum. Engadget, you make me want to cry my eyes out and die. Do you want to see my die? I hope not. We're friends. Friends don't want to see friends die. Maybe we're not friends and you're just some sick psycho person who has a sadistic fetish to see people die in horrific ways, like crying themselves to death. Have you seen that? Have you ever seen someone cry themselves to death? It is not a pretty sight. But, then again, you might like it, you sadistic pervert. Engadget, seriously, if I don't win something pretty soon, I'm going to have to call it quits between you and I. I may occasionally stop by every now and then to check out the news, but I swear, I'll go some place else like Slashdot or Wired, even though they don't bring the news to me near as well as you. I will. That's not a threat, that's a promise. And mark my words, I will leave you, even if your layout is a beautiful masterpiece that my eyes feast upon every time I see it. But, that'd be okay, because as long as I don't have to use this comment system again, I'd be happy. Anyways, Engadget, I hope you got the picture.

Love, Obsessed.

Engadget rox my sox off!

Engadget is my Hiro!

Engadget is so nice to me. I want t o make it so dry for you!

Engadget is a-mazing!

Starcraft. Can't wait for the second.