Try again scumbag, ALL hippies are tools by definition. Also, why did you think I was going to quote Guy Ritchie or Tarantino? Is that what all the guys you wanted to be like did? You know, the ones who didn't have to adopt some made up "hippie" persona in order to gain acceptance and feel like they "belong" (amongst other dirtball hippies mind you.) Or is it that you're not capable of of being clever yourself so you assume that anytime anyone else is they must have heard it in a movie?

I'll now give you the floor so you can make more AWESOME quasi-4:20 jokes that no one thinks are funny.

PS: Patchouli smells like ass and the Phish sucks.

Uh oh, look at Jokes Malone over here. Awesome comeback dude, right up there with your initial "joke." Try this one on for size: How about pulling the map out of your ass? Might be easier to read.

School's out, tool.

Yeah, Thursday January 29th.

I think I found your Motorcycle, I mean, Chopper.

I was pulling for analog downloads...

3G is out on my iPhone.

Wait...

"Who's motorcycle is this?"

"It's not a motorcycle baby, its a chopper."

How does one anger hippies, liberals, environmental crackpots or 'have nots' in general? Introduce them to reality. Not the made up reality they live in, where their beliefs and ideals actually count for anything or have meaning. But the real one, where their ideas perpetuate their standing toward the bottom of the social order. "Man, to hell with society, I reject institutionalized greed!"

That's great, good for you! Now bag my groceries so I can go home and enjoy my much higher standard of living.

Talkingtowalls:
Have fun touring man, when that inevitably falls apart make sure you update your resume, should help you get a job doing whatever it is grease balls like you do when reality comes knocking. Also, you just assume I'm an American, who's generalizing now? (PS: I'm not.)

To the rest of you, I know I'm obnoxious. In fact, I'd go even farther than that, but that doesn't really matter. You see, people like me get away with it. The same way we get away with wasting while the rest of you little people conserve. Don't you see that whatever you do to 'save' is just more for US to consume?

You know what, nevermind. I just realized how different things must feel sitting at the bottom looking up, versus sitting at the top looking down. My apologies to all of you. Well, I'm off to do whatever I want, to whom ever I want, all the time.

Cheers!

Both you guys just refuted documented, actual statistics with prototypical paranoid hippy myth. Face it, SUVs are not the cause of all the worlds problems. I know when you guys get together with your tie dyed shirts and Patchouli stank hair, all the worlds problems involve either SUVs, Haliburton or Bush, but let me clue you into a slice of reality: There will always be inefficient gas gulling vehicles, because lots of people can afford to pay for them and to fuel them. I know that doesn't sit too well with you and the rest of your stoner buddies who like to delude themselves into thinking they'll 'raise social consciousness' and change the world or something, but trust me, the world is indifferent to everything you hold as an ideal and despite whatever crap politicians feed you about 'change' nothing ever will, because people are still people and many of them have enough money to do whatever they want anyway.

Wash your hair, get a job and look into growing up a bit.

I hope that if one of the previous posters ever has to scoop the pieces of what's left of a friend or loved one out of one of these new 'green' vehicles, they remember what they posted on this blog.

It's a fact that the increase in CAFE standards over the passed 25 years and led to THOUSANDS of additional traffic deaths in collisions, due to cars being lighter and more fragile. Just to make that point crystal clear: The Insurance Institute of Highway Safety, in its most recent data, shows a correlation of 250-500 fatalities per year per MPG increase every year CAFE standards have been law.