"Mmm bop a dip dop dah ooo wop, a dippy doww ahhhh, mmmm bop a dip dop dooooo aahhhhh yaa eeee yaaaaaa aaaa."

I already said she is hot idiot...read your letter again. Tight that you're a lezbian. So are you one of the hot ones? Or are you one of the lezbians that wear hiking boots with wool socks, cargo shorts, a red flannel and a construction company hat with some yellow lensed shooting glasses? Either one is cool, and I'm down for whatever I guess, I'm just curious, I need a visual. Neecole gave us a visual, it's your turn...no seriously.........

Dear XdinnyX.... You have got to be kidding right? Tell us you're kidding, please, for your sake, just do it. Say, "guys, I'm joking around here, I'm not a creepy shit stain that hits on girls over the internet while I jerk off and chat on Joystiq. I'm not a guy that has a boner right now over Neecole, the uber geeky girl who's hot, and amazingly, likes video games more than me. That's not me you guys, seriously, you have to believe me... I like to talk to girls in person at bars, drink beer, watch sports sometimes, I like to actually touch girls boobs with my hands, real boobs, not ones that are on blow up dolls that I ordered from my moms computer in the basement. Please, you guys have to believe me, it was a joke. I'm cool, I don't like creeping out girls unless its' a goof....I'm not a total tool.....SHIIIIIT I JUST HIT ON A GIRL ONLINE AT A GAMING SITE...I AM A LOSER, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME, I'M WORTHLESS, AND THE BIGGEST LOSER I KNOW....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ready? Start writing idiot.

Seriously...The PSP is way cooler than the Xbox 360. It's so little and cool looking. Sleeeeeek black, I put cool stickers on mine, on the back. Like once I had a cool weed sticker, now I have a little mexican dude on a cool looking bike. He's not smoking or anything though. My 5 year old loves the PSP, I can give it to him and he'll be on it for hours down in the basement, gives me some alone time with the 'ol lady LMAO. SONIE 4-everrrrrrrr!!!

2030 Diamond...Siiiick!

Dear Help Line,
Why do you still live here? I love you, you are my son, you are my blood. I want you to come visit often, I want you to come to dinner, go out on the weekends, and come to family events. You are a cancer though, your ignorance is a disease that is much like second hand smoke and my house is the hypothetical tiny bar...you are killing me slowly. If you were a gas you would be carbon monoxide, except it would be a cross chemical gas that would smell like the dog's ass (Carbon monoxide has no smell, unlike you). You are very useless to society, me, and anyone that comes into contact with you. Though you were spit from my womb, I wish the doctors hands would have had paint all over them, painted you brown, then I could have dropped you off in mexico and called it a day.

Love, Mom

You're all out of this world...I checked the link, music is actually pretty good, as hard as that is for me to say. DAMN IT

@ Help Line.....You just brought up a 5 year old war, and a Cave girl, all in the same paragraph. What goes through your mind first when you wake up; "I wonder what kind of cerial mom is going to serve me this morning", "I could really use a smoke and a jerk", or "I hope a 14 year old on the net is interested in me today". Get a job, maybe shave, lose the sweat pants with the tank top, go get your GED, and try to make sense with your next comment...deusch bag.

Help line....you're ridiculous. I think you're the un-original one. Good Lord, people like you are AMAZING. How's your mom's house? Basement still treating you nice? You paying any rent?

Wow "Help Line," Microsoft is unoriginal? Let's see, Bill gates gives billions to Aids research, has the most technologically advanced house in the world, loves cheese, and could bang your wife in the asian spices isle at the super market....I'd say that's pretty original. let's think before we write from now on ok...ok.